The lion closed its mouth to see how many heads the slave had !
They were pitted against each other
They're made to feel like the smallest person in the world.
Four feet tall, fold back teeth, flat head so you can rest your beer on it, and turns into a pizza at midnight.
The gearbox in the wife's car...
A stern rebuke from the ethics committee and an immediate withdrawal of funds.
RAWR
A Black Adder
Still counting. Those darned birds can't seem to cross the road to get over here to screw in the light bulb.
It started its own branch
Ventriloquists have to be able to speak with their mouths closed. Politicians speak out of both sides of their mouths simultaneously.
ME: *crumbs tumbling from my mouth* Oh, I don't. I was just walking by and saw you had donuts.
He couldn't take shots to the head.
The light bulb replies, "I'm a light headed!"
Their Master's.
Seriously, I gotta figure out how many slaves I need to buy
