The lion closed its mouth to see how many heads the slave had !
He said "Darling you've got lovely teeth."
Pupil: I made it into a paper plane and someone hijacked it.
Flossless compression!
Fill me in when you get back
4: Trenton said his dad likes to go outside and fight lions - laughs - oh honey - nobody would name their kid Trenton
Because they are always lion
They both go down for the count!!
Still counting. Those darned birds can't seem to cross the road to get over here to screw in the light bulb.
Sorry we closed 18 seconds ago and I've just cashed up."
He only had one pupil.
He foamed at the mouth.
Ventriloquists have to be able to speak with their mouths closed. Politicians speak out of both sides of their mouths simultaneously.
You stay here, I'll go on a head
A Quarter Pounder.
Well, it worked with the slaves.
To remind black people they were slaves before they became drug dealers.