What happened when the slave put his head into a lions mouth to count how many teeth he had ?

The lion closed its mouth to see how many heads the slave had !

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Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What Happens when you fart in church?

You sit in your own pew

What happened in France?

Did they release a GTA Go

Tooth Jokes More Tooth Jokes

Why did the buddhist refuse novocaine when he went to get a tooth pulled?

He wanted to transcend dental medication.

What did the judge say to the dentist?

Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?

Lion Jokes More Lion Jokes

Why did the liontamer stop using WinZip?

because lions only understand .rars

What did the zoo employee say to the big cat?

Why you always lion "

Count Jokes More Count Jokes

What did the man say when the calculator agreed to help him load the car?

I KNEW I COULD COUNT ON YOU

Why couldn't Miss Piggy count to 100?

Because when she got to 69, there was a frog in her throat.

Close Jokes More Close Jokes

Why does a blonde woman close her eyes in front of the mirror?

To see how she looks like when sleeping.

How'd you sleep last night?

Son says: "umm... With my eyes closed " Edit: This actually happened btw. Probably funnier irl.

Mouth Jokes More Mouth Jokes

Why do you want to work here?

ME: *crumbs tumbling from my mouth* Oh, I don't. I was just walking by and saw you had donuts.

What is juicy on the inside, dry on the outside, and has "apple" in it?

A roasted baby with an apple in its mouth.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

Why is it quicker to build a snowman than a snowwoman?

It takes too long to hollow out her head. (I got this one from my uncle)

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head?

Cliff.

Slave Jokes More Slave Jokes

Why do people hit things (ex. TV, computer, etc.) when they don't work?

Well, it worked with the slaves.

What kind of degrees do slaves get in college?

Their Master's.