How do lions like their steaks?

RAWR

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What do you call a deceptive feline?

A lion. Get it guys lol? Lion Lying I'll pounce myself out now...

Why did the lion always lose at poker?

He was playing with a bunch of cheetahs!

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Why is steak harder to cook than spinach?

It takes a lot more thyme to accomplish.

Why did the farmer fence in the bull?

The farmer had too much of a steak in him to let him go!

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How do lions like their steaks?

RAWR

What did the dinosaur say to the caveman?

RAWR!