How do lions like their steaks?

RAWR

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What Joe?

Biden: What color should the lion be Yellow. Biden: I'm using green. *giggles*

What do you call a lion wearing a cravat and a flower in its mane?

A dandy lion!

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What do you call it when you accidentally butcher your heifer instead of your steer?

A Ms. Steak.

Why did Mr. Steaks decide he would take his wife's surname?

Because he didn't want his daughters to be called Ms. Steaks.

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What sound does a Gordonramseysaurus make?

ITS RAWR!

How do lions like their steaks?

RAWR