How do lions like their steaks?

RAWR

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What do you call a cat that claims it's a lion crossed with a cougar?

A liar.

Why did the zoo close the big cat exhibit?

Because they just kept lion around!

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Why did the farmer stop smoking with his cattle?

Because the steaks were too high...

What is a vampires least favorite food?

Steak! ...I'll see myself out now.

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What did the dinosaur say to the caveman?

RAWR!

What sound does a Gordonramseysaurus make?

ITS RAWR!