Slave Jokes

What does a slave owner do with his slaves when he's finished with them?

Races 'em.

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What does Harry Potter say after he purchases slaves?

I expect to Potter-own 'em.

Why do black people wear lots of chains?

It's a habit that stuck from when they were slaves.

Why do people hit things (ex. TV, computer, etc.) when they don't work?

Well, it worked with the slaves.

How many black people does it take to change a light bulb?

Seriously, I gotta figure out how many slaves I need to buy

What's something that Slaves have and rich people want?

Nothing!

What kind of degrees do slaves get in college?

Their Master's.

What does a slave driver do with his slaves when he's bored?

He racism.

How do we know that slaves went to college?

They all had masters

What's the difference between the Harriet Tubman and the Red Hot Chili Peppers?

Harriet Tubman was a heroine to the slaves the Red Hot Chili Peppers are slaves to the heroin!

What's the difference between a slaves and snow tires?

Snow tires don't sing when you put a chain around them.

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What do you call a giant elephant mafia boss that owns slaves?

Masta-Don.

How do you tell how rich a black man is. By how many gold chains he has, how do you tell how rich a white man is?

By how many slaves he has.

What happened when the slave put his head into a lions mouth to count how many teeth he had ?

The lion closed its mouth to see how many heads the slave had !

What's the difference between snow tires and slaves?

Slaves sing when chains are put on them. PS - im going to church today to beg for forgiveness

What did the slave master say to his slaves when they didn't want to make shoes anymore?

Just Do It"

What's the difference between the Red Hot Chili Peppers and Harriet Tubman?

Harriet Tubman was a heroine to the slaves, but the Red Hot Chili Peppers were slaves to heroin.

What can run out before you've had a chance to use it?

Slaves.

Why did the toilet want to start a rebellion?

Because he was a slave to the cistern!

Why do they put cotton in pill bottles?

To remind black people they were slaves before they became drug dealers.