What did the slave master say to his slaves when they didn't want to make shoes anymore?

Just Do It"

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Why was the orphan so successful?

When he was told to "go big or go home," he only had one option. (I've posted this joke here before, but I believe I've been the first, so if you recognize it as a repost it's because I wanted to tell it again!)

Why did the student study in an airplane?

He wanted a higher education!

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What is the difference between a banjo and a trampoline?

You don't have to take your shoes off to jump on a banjo.

How can you tell if a Redditor is an extrovert?

During any conversation he's looking at YOUR shoes.

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What does a slave driver do with his slaves when he's bored?

He racism.

What's the difference between snow tires and slaves?

Slaves sing when chains are put on them. PS - im going to church today to beg for forgiveness