What do you call someone who drinks too much water?

An aquaholic...

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Why did the blonde climb up to the roof of the bar?

She heard that the drinks were on the house.

How do you get a Mormon to stop drinking all your booze?

You invite two of them.

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What's in the bottle?

Me: "It's water." Cop: "This is wine." Me: "What! That Jesus! He did it again!"

Why did the bear dissolve in water?

It was a polar bear.