What do you call someone who drinks too much water?

An aquaholic...

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What does an alcoholic ghost drink?

BOO'S.

Why is almond milk called almond milk?

Because nobody would drink it if it was called nut juice.

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What did the beaver say when he fell in water?

Dam it.

Why are you not able to boil water in a tauntaun?

Because they're not real.