What do you call someone who drinks too much water?

An aquaholic...

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When I get a prescription for drugs, I don't ask, Will it work?

Are there any side effects ' No, it's Can I drink with these '

Why do no communists drink Earl Grey tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.

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What's a dancer's favorite type of water?

Tap water

Why did the bear dissolve in water?

It was a polar bear.