What do you call a crippled kid locked in a hot car?

Steamed Vegetable.

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Who loves you more, your wife or your dog?

Lock them both in the trunk of your car for an hour. Guess who is happy to see you when you open the trunk

Why was Mac OS X hired as the prison guard?

Because he kept locking up.

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What do you call a crippled kid locked in a hot car?

Steamed Vegetable.

What do you call an angry paraplegic?

A steamed vegetable.

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Why do crippled kids get picked on so much?

Because they can't stand up for themselves.

What do you call a crippled kid locked in a hot car?

Steamed Vegetable.