What do you call a crippled kid locked in a hot car?

Steamed Vegetable.

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How do you tell if someone online is American?

They keep their caps locked and guns loaded. (Not the best and not original)

What kind of birds do you usually find locked up ?

Jail-birds !

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What do you call a crippled kid locked in a hot car?

Steamed Vegetable.

Why do crippled kids get picked on so much?

Because they can't stand up for themselves.