What do you call a crippled kid locked in a hot car?

Steamed Vegetable.

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How do you know that a dog is a man's best friend?

Take your girl and your dog, and lock them in the back of a car, return in 5 hours, which one do you think will be happy to see you?

Why did the black man walk into a bar?

Because the cell door was still locked.

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What do you call a vaping vegan?

A steamed vegetable

What do you call an angry paraplegic?

A steamed vegetable.

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What do you call a crippled kid locked in a hot car?

Steamed Vegetable.

Why do crippled kids get picked on so much?

Because they can't stand up for themselves.