What do you call a Mexican that acts like a white person?

A wiener

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What do Mexican and Black people have in common?

Once you've seen Juan, you've seen Jamal.

What did the Mexican say when his roof fell on him?

Get off me Holmes!

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How did the florist act after getting her dream job?

Got so excited she wet her plants.

Why did the computer act crazy?

It had a screw loose.

White Person Jokes More White Person Jokes

Why should you be scared of a white person in prison?

Because they are most certainly guilty.

What do you call a love triangle between a white person, a black person and a native american?

Neapolitan.

Wiener Jokes More Wiener Jokes

What happened when the sausage came in first?

An announcer said, "Ladies and gentlemen, we have a wiener!"

What did the hot dog say when it crossed the finish line?

I'm a wiener!"