A wiener
TosTADA!
Because it's probably your bike
Anti amine's
A certain number! One to actually perform the task, and the rest to act in a manner stereotypical of the group.
A Juan-a-be
Capitalism
An announcer said, "Ladies and gentlemen, we have a wiener!"
Just seems weird that there are that many dudes who salivate at the sight of a wiener.