What do you call a Mexican that acts like a white person?

A wiener

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

Why were there only 3,000 Mexicans at The Alamo?

They only had 4 cars.

What's the first place Dora explored?

The mexican border.

Act Jokes More Act Jokes

How many men does it take to make popcorn?

Four one to hold the pot and three to act macho and shake the stove.

What did the mother turkey say to her naughty son Tom?

If your dad knew how you were acting he'd roll over in his gravy

White Person Jokes More White Person Jokes

What's something a white person says a lot, but a black person never says?

Hi dad!

What do you call a love triangle between a white person, a black person and a native american?

Neapolitan.

Wiener Jokes More Wiener Jokes

What did the hot dog say when it crossed the finish line?

I'm a wiener!"

Why do so many guys spit in urinals?

Just seems weird that there are that many dudes who salivate at the sight of a wiener.