What was the name of the meth cook who got caught stealing baked beans?

Heinzenburg

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What happened when the Easter Bunny caught his head in the fan?

It took ears off his life!

What did the sphinx say?

What did the sphinx say when he found out the pharaoh caught him up in a pyramid scheme Egypt me!

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What do you say when the Batmobile drives by?

Na na na na na na na na BAT MAN What do you say when a stolen Batmobile drives by? Na na na na na na na na BLACK MAN

Why do people admire pirates so much?

They have nerves of steal.

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What do you call a Mexican smoking weed?

A baked bean

What would you call a 100 year old can of baked beans?

Has-beens.