Bake Bean Jokes

What was the name of the meth cook who got caught stealing baked beans?

Heinzenburg

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What do you call a Mexican smoking weed?

A baked bean

What would you call a 100 year old can of baked beans?

Has-beens.

What what can you make from baked beans and onions?

A: Tear gas.