What would you call a 100 year old can of baked beans?

Has-beens.

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What do you call a Mexican smoking weed?

A baked bean

What was the name of the meth cook who got caught stealing baked beans?

Heinzenburg

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What do you call a 100 year old whale?

A hunchback whale.

What's the difference between a 100 year old and a 4 year old?

What base you're counting in.