What does Santa and Hackers have in common?

They both steal cookies )

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What did Santa say at the brothel?

Hoe! Hoe! Hoe!

Why did Santa divorce Mrs Clause?

because he only came once a year

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How many NRA members does it take to stop a 6-year-old paraplegic from stealing a candy bar?

Nobody knows - they usually lose count at 800 rounds.

What did the dealer say to Ted when he caught him stealing heroin?

Your addicted.

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What is it called when a hacker poops?

Logging out

Why do I have to answer security questions to pay my bills?

Ohmygod please tell me there are hackers out there trying to pay my bills....

Cookie Jokes More Cookie Jokes

Why did the cookie go to the doctor?

Because he felt crumby. - my 4 y.o. daughter

What is a hipster russian roulette?

You got six cookies and five of them is gluten free.