What does Santa and Hackers have in common?

They both steal cookies )

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Santa Jokes More Santa Jokes

Why is Santa such a jolly old elf?

He knows where the naughty girls live.

How does the Easter Bunny paint all of those eggs?

He hires Santa's elves during the off-season.

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

What sound does a space turkey make?

Hubble, hubble, hubble shamelessly stolen joke from the Facebook page of "Grammarly"

Why couldn't the Sailor steal other peoples work?

It was Pirated.

Hacker Jokes More Hacker Jokes

What do hackers do when they go on vacation?

They go phishing

What is the most popular hacking tool preferred by hackers in Bangladesh?

machetes

Cookie Jokes More Cookie Jokes

What is a hipster russian roulette?

You got six cookies and five of them is gluten free.

Why was the cookie monster arrested for computer hacking?

He was in possession of all the "COOKIES"