What does Santa and Hackers have in common?

They both steal cookies )

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What did the dyslexic person worship?

Santa.

What is another name for Santa's elves?

Subordinate Clauses! Merry Christmas everyone.

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How many moths does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just two, but how they get in there.. I don't know. (Stolen from an old Maxim in my dad's storage)

What is that white thing in my pork&beans?

The Queen Bean. *Blatantly stolen from Ren & Stimpy

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Why did the hacker start selling his services?

So he could make his 4Chan.

What do hackers do when they go on vacation?

They go phishing

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What does the KKK use to bake cookies?

White flour!

What does Santa and Hackers have in common?

They both steal cookies )