What does Santa and Hackers have in common?

They both steal cookies )

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How do you know that Santa is a man?

No woman wears the same attire every year.

What do you call someone who is afraid of Santa?

Claustrophobic

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What's the difference between a Southern wedding and a Southern tornado?

Nothing - either way someone's gonna lose a trailer *shamelessly stolen from Robin Williams

What do you call a stolen yam?

A hot potato.

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What do you call a hacker who can see the future?

A 4chan teller.

What do you call a hacker who stays home when it snows outside?

Edward Snowed-in!

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What did the cookie say to the cracker?

You feeling salty bro

Why did the cookie not laugh at your joke?

Because it was crumby.