What did the dyslexic person worship?

Santa.

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Why was Santa sacked two days before Christmas?

Elf and safety

What does a black Santa say?

Hoe, hoe, hoe.

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Why do pagans make the best husbands and wives?

Because they'll worship the ground you walk on.

What do you call an atheist who no longer worships the Flying Spaghetti Monster?

A-pasta-ate.

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What did the dyslexic person worship?

Santa.

When does a dyslexic person know they've bought the wrong SUV?

When they're in Denali.