Why do businesses move to India?

Because they worship prophets!

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What do you get when you cross a Triceratops and a lemon?

A. A Dino-sour 2.Q. Were do robots go to worship A. Mech-a

What do you call an atheist who no longer worships the Flying Spaghetti Monster?

A-pasta-ate.

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What did the alcoholic Dad, away on business, say to the bartender at the hotel bar?

I'm ready to partiem with my perdiem *sorry, not a dad, and the bar tender didn't laugh either

Why are fisherman so successful in business?

Because they use "net" profits

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How many Americans does it take to screw a lightbulb?

None. Their President outsources the job to India.

What do they call divorce in India?

Re-arranged marriage

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What do you call a Muslim organization that rejects Muhammed?

A non-prophet

Why are muslim charities the worst to donate to?

Because they are for prophet.