Why do businesses move to India?

Because they worship prophets!

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Who do ghosts worship?

Boo, DUH!!!

What do you call a person that worships NASCAR?

A racist!

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Why was Muhammad's dad always successful in business?

He made a gross prophet!

Why did Nietzche's Shop go out of business?

He accepted eternal returns.

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Why US didn't attack India, after twin-tower incident, looking for terrorists ?

Because it didn't happen in 7/11

How many Americans does it take to screw a lightbulb?

None. Their President outsources the job to India.

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Why are muslim charities the worst to donate to?

Because they are for prophet.

Why didn't Jesus start a charity?

Cuz they're not for prophets.