Why did the mouse whisper into the elephant's ear?

The giraffe put him up to it.

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Giraffe Jokes More Giraffe Jokes

What's up with that horse?

sees a giraffe for the first time Okay, what the hell is going on today

What do you get it you cross a porcupine with a giraffe?

A long necked toothbrush.

Mouse Jokes More Mouse Jokes

What's the difference between a mouse and a rat?

A: 1 has a less likely chance of survival in the dog pound

Why do mice have such tiny balls?

Because so few of them can dance!

Whisper Jokes More Whisper Jokes

What do you call a pirates thong?

A whispering eye patch.

What aisle has the milk?

Sir, this is a library." *whispers* "What aisle has the milk "

Elephant Ear Jokes More Elephant Ear Jokes

What did the ant whisper into the elephant's ear that made the elephant faint?

I'm going to be the mother of your children." I have no idea whether the joke is lost in translation...

Why did the mouse whisper into the elephant's ear?

The giraffe put him up to it.