Why did the mouse whisper into the elephant's ear?

The giraffe put him up to it.

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What do you do with a Rhinoceros with 3 balls?

You walk him and pitch to the giraffe.

What's worse than a giraffe with a sore throat?

An aardvark with the sniffles!

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What's the definition of innocence?

A nun working in a condom factory thinking she's making sleeping bags for mice.

Why did the man put cheese on his computer?

A: He wanted to feed the mouse.

Whisper Jokes More Whisper Jokes

What it is, sweetie?

3: shouting I POOPED! "Do you know what a secret is " 3: whispering no.

How much for a happy ending?

Sir, this is a library!" *whispers* sorry, how much for a happy ending

Elephant Ear Jokes More Elephant Ear Jokes

What did the ant whisper into the elephant's ear that made the elephant faint?

I'm going to be the mother of your children." I have no idea whether the joke is lost in translation...

Why did the mouse whisper into the elephant's ear?

The giraffe put him up to it.