Why did the mouse whisper into the elephant's ear?

The giraffe put him up to it.

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Giraffe Jokes More Giraffe Jokes

What do you get if you cross a giraffe with a dog ?

An animal that barks at low flying aircraft !

What do you call a basketball team full of giraffes?

The New York Necks

Mouse Jokes More Mouse Jokes

What is the best way for a pet shop to get business?

Word of mouse.

What did the mouse say to the webcam?

Cheese.

Whisper Jokes More Whisper Jokes

How much for a happy ending?

Sir, this is a library!" *whispers* sorry, how much for a happy ending

Whatcha doing?

Me: "Going on twitter to hang out." H: "Twitter is an app, not a place." Me: *whispers venomously* "Is too a place!!"

Elephant Ear Jokes More Elephant Ear Jokes

Why did the mouse whisper into the elephant's ear?

The giraffe put him up to it.

What did the ant whisper into the elephant's ear that made the elephant faint?

I'm going to be the mother of your children." I have no idea whether the joke is lost in translation...