The giraffe put him up to it.
You walk him and pitch to the giraffe.
An aardvark with the sniffles!
A nun working in a condom factory thinking she's making sleeping bags for mice.
A: He wanted to feed the mouse.
3: shouting I POOPED! "Do you know what a secret is " 3: whispering no.
Sir, this is a library!" *whispers* sorry, how much for a happy ending
I'm going to be the mother of your children." I have no idea whether the joke is lost in translation...