Why did the mouse whisper into the elephant's ear?

The giraffe put him up to it.

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What do you call a road full of giraffes?

Giraffic.

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One has hydraulics the other has high bolics.

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What do you get when you put mice in the oven?

Mice crispies.

Why did the mouse whisper into the elephant's ear?

The giraffe put him up to it.

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What do you call a pirates thong?

A whispering eye patch.

Why did the mouse whisper into the elephant's ear?

The giraffe put him up to it.

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What did the ant whisper into the elephant's ear that made the elephant faint?

I'm going to be the mother of your children." I have no idea whether the joke is lost in translation...

Why did the mouse whisper into the elephant's ear?

The giraffe put him up to it.