Why did the mouse whisper into the elephant's ear?

The giraffe put him up to it.

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Giraffe Jokes More Giraffe Jokes

What do you call a road full of giraffes?

Giraffic.

What do you get it you cross a porcupine with a giraffe?

A long necked toothbrush.

Mouse Jokes More Mouse Jokes

Why did the man put cheese on his computer?

A: He wanted to feed the mouse.

Why wouldn't the mouse tell the police where he hid the cheese?

Because he's not a rat.

Whisper Jokes More Whisper Jokes

What it is, sweetie?

3: shouting I POOPED! "Do you know what a secret is " 3: whispering no.

Where are you from?

So where are you from?" "I'm a Liberian" "Oh sorry" *whispers*

Elephant Ear Jokes More Elephant Ear Jokes

Why did the mouse whisper into the elephant's ear?

The giraffe put him up to it.

What did the ant whisper into the elephant's ear that made the elephant faint?

I'm going to be the mother of your children." I have no idea whether the joke is lost in translation...