Why did the mouse whisper into the elephant's ear?

The giraffe put him up to it.

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Giraffe Jokes More Giraffe Jokes

What do you get if you cross a giraffe with a dog ?

An animal that barks at low flying aircraft !

Why Do Giraffes Have Such Long Necks?

So they can reach their head!

Mouse Jokes More Mouse Jokes

What do you say to a guy who is covered in rodents?

Mice outfit!

What do you call a mouse that can pick up a monster?

Sir.

Whisper Jokes More Whisper Jokes

Whatcha doing?

Me: "Going on twitter to hang out." H: "Twitter is an app, not a place." Me: *whispers venomously* "Is too a place!!"

Whats the difference between a porsche and an erection?

I dont have a porsche. (Best told by whispering in someones ear.)

Elephant Ear Jokes More Elephant Ear Jokes

Why did the mouse whisper into the elephant's ear?

The giraffe put him up to it.

What did the ant whisper into the elephant's ear that made the elephant faint?

I'm going to be the mother of your children." I have no idea whether the joke is lost in translation...