Why did the mouse whisper into the elephant's ear?

The giraffe put him up to it.

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What do you get when two giraffes collide?

a giraffic jam!

What is the biggest monkey?

Giraffe!

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What's the definition of innocence?

A nun working in a condom factory thinking she's making sleeping bags for mice.

When should a mouse carry an umbrella ?

When it's raining cats and dogs !

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What it is, sweetie?

3: shouting I POOPED! "Do you know what a secret is " 3: whispering no.

When the hostess at the restaurant says "table for two?

I always like to look surprised and whisper "you can see her too ".

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What did the ant whisper into the elephant's ear that made the elephant faint?

I'm going to be the mother of your children." I have no idea whether the joke is lost in translation...

Why did the mouse whisper into the elephant's ear?

The giraffe put him up to it.