Why did the mouse whisper into the elephant's ear?

The giraffe put him up to it.

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Why does a giraffe have a long neck?

Cause its feet smell.

Why a giraffe got arrested while driving?

Coz he was high :D

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What's the hardest part of milking a mouse ?

Getting it to fit over a bucket !

What did the keyboard say to the mouse?

stop with the cheesey jokes!

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What aisle has the milk?

Sir, this is a library." *whispers* "What aisle has the milk "

Why did the mouse whisper into the elephant's ear?

The giraffe put him up to it.

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What did the ant whisper into the elephant's ear that made the elephant faint?

I'm going to be the mother of your children." I have no idea whether the joke is lost in translation...

Why did the mouse whisper into the elephant's ear?

The giraffe put him up to it.