What's worse than a giraffe with a sore throat?

An aardvark with the sniffles!

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Sore Throat Jokes More Sore Throat Jokes

Why Do Ranchers Love Getting A Sore Throat?

Because they always get a little hoarse

What did the pony say to the doctor when he had a sore throat?

I'm a little hoarse.

Giraffe Jokes More Giraffe Jokes

How many surreal artists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Three, one to hold the giraffe, and one to put the clocks in the bath tub.

Why Do Giraffes Have Such Long Necks?

So they can reach their head!

Sniffle Jokes More Sniffle Jokes

What do snakes take for their sniffles?

Antihissssstamines!

What's worse than a giraffe with a sore throat?

An aardvark with the sniffles!

Aardvark Jokes More Aardvark Jokes

Which aardvark holds the speed record?

The nearsighted aardvark who wrapped his tongue around a motorcycle!

What do you call an aardvark that's just lost a fight?

A vark!