What's worse than a giraffe with a sore throat?

An aardvark with the sniffles!

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Sore Throat Jokes More Sore Throat Jokes

What did the pony say when it had a sore throat?

Sorry I'm a little horse!

What did the pony say when he had a sore throat?

Pardon me, I'm just a little hoarse.

Giraffe Jokes More Giraffe Jokes

What do you do to an elephant with three balls?

Walk him, and pitch to the giraffe!

Why couldn't the giraffe get a job at the bank?

They weren't hiring.

Sniffle Jokes More Sniffle Jokes

What's worse than a giraffe with a sore throat?

An aardvark with the sniffles!

What do snakes take for their sniffles?

Antihissssstamines!

Aardvark Jokes More Aardvark Jokes

What do you call an aardvark that's just won a fight?

A well 'aardvark!

How do ants hide from aardvarks?

They disguise themselves as uncles!