What's worse than a giraffe with a sore throat?

An aardvark with the sniffles!

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Sore Throat Jokes More Sore Throat Jokes

What's small, orange and sounds like a parrot?

An oompa loompa with a sore throat.

What did the pony say when he had a sore throat?

Pardon me, I'm just a little hoarse.

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What's worse than a centipede with sore feet?

A giraffe with a sore throat.

What do an elephant and a giraffe have in common?

They are both gray except for the giraffe.

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What do snakes take for their sniffles?

Antihissssstamines!

What's worse than a giraffe with a sore throat?

An aardvark with the sniffles!

Aardvark Jokes More Aardvark Jokes

What do you call an aardvark that's good at golf?

A paredvark!

Which aardvark holds the speed record?

The nearsighted aardvark who wrapped his tongue around a motorcycle!