Why don't hypochondriacs... Why don't hypochondriacs use lighters?

They're afraid of catching fire!

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What kind of cheese can be used to build a structure?

Cottage cheese.

Why do you like little kids...?

They have to use TWO hands.

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What Did The Idiot's Friend Say To The Other Idiot's Friend, After The Idiot Lit Herself On Fire?

She's Bright...

What do Alicia Keys, Katniss Everdeen, and Joan of Arc all have in common?

They're all girls on fire.

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How do you catch a dyslexic fish?

Ya get it Hooked on Phonics!

What does Bill Cosby have in common with a Pokemon trainer?

He makes sure his catch is weak before he throws his balls at them.

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What do you call someone with March Madness who doesn't even like basketball?

A hypochondriac

Why don't hypochondriacs... Why don't hypochondriacs use lighters?

They're afraid of catching fire!

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Why do stoners carry lighters everywhere?

Because they don't have legs to walk, man.

Why don't hypochondriacs... Why don't hypochondriacs use lighters?

They're afraid of catching fire!