Why don't hypochondriacs... Why don't hypochondriacs use lighters?

They're afraid of catching fire!

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What kind of vehicle did they use to transport prisoners to concentration camps during the holocaust?

Ju-Haul

How do you split Rome in half?

You use a pair of caesars.

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Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?

Because he kept quacking all the eggs!

What do you call sandpaper on fire?

Bernie Sanders

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What kind of bait do you need to catch a master fish?

Super Bait

How'd you catch it?

Me:*flashes back to being dressed as girl stingray* You know, the regular way.

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What do you call someone with March Madness who doesn't even like basketball?

A hypochondriac

Why don't hypochondriacs... Why don't hypochondriacs use lighters?

They're afraid of catching fire!

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Why do stoners carry lighters everywhere?

Because they don't have legs to walk, man.

Why don't hypochondriacs... Why don't hypochondriacs use lighters?

They're afraid of catching fire!