Why don't hypochondriacs... Why don't hypochondriacs use lighters?

They're afraid of catching fire!

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What do Romans use to cut their pizza?

Little Caesars.

Which gun does Superman use?

SCAR-L

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Why did the snowman get fired from his job?

He was a snow call, snow show.

How do you make a cat sounds like a dog?

Douse it in gasoline and set it on fire. !

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Why didn't you stop at that red light?

Motorist: Then you would have caught up with me.

What did the Asian guy say when he was caught sleeping with another man's wife?

Me love you wrong time.

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Why is it so easy to trust a hypochondriac?

Because none of their plans are ill-conceived.

Why don't hypochondriacs... Why don't hypochondriacs use lighters?

They're afraid of catching fire!

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Why do stoners carry lighters everywhere?

Because they don't have legs to walk, man.

Why don't hypochondriacs... Why don't hypochondriacs use lighters?

They're afraid of catching fire!