Because none of their readers believe them when they receive a warning that it's their final issue.
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Because none of their plans are ill-conceived.
A hypochondriac
They're afraid of catching fire!
The former builds weapons, the latter targets
because its not a Target.
Buster tire can I use your phone !
Olive Oil.
I'm sure my neighbors ask the same question every time they catch me in their house...taking a shower.
With a skynet
Because they don't have legs to walk, man.
Hardware breaks if you maintain it.
My fingers. "No, like... Are you pinching me " GIVE ME fighting to maintain pinch THE JOB
Because they don't even know if they believe.
Some people actually believe santa exist.
Dad: Ahh *rubs back of neck* At the Bellagio in Las Vegas. -Rly Dad: Wd I lie to u, Bestwestern Broomcloset
If you conceive something, they can execute it.
he threw out the W's
Me: Oh, it doesn't matter. You will have fired me well before then.
