Because none of their readers believe them when they receive a warning that it's their final issue.
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Because none of their plans are ill-conceived.
A hypochondriac
They're afraid of catching fire!
DOOOOUUUUCCCCHHHEEEEEE!
Guinevere liked to hump a lot.
Vanessa: I want a divorce! Kobe: I wasn't planning on spending that much this year. Here's another ring.
Because I'm walking the dog. Don't you trust me -Of course I trust you! Put the dog on the phone.
They make up everything.
Because there's a Target on every corner
Because there's a target on every corner.
Because they don't have legs to walk, man.
Both were caught with their finger in the dyke.
El trapo.
They're used to dealing with ripostes.
A *bee*ch towel. What did the bee use to get out the tangles A honeycomb.
Because they don't even know if they believe.
An eggsy-stench-alist.
