Because none of their readers believe them when they receive a warning that it's their final issue.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Coffee Mug
Because none of their plans are ill-conceived.
A hypochondriac
They're afraid of catching fire!
Pigs don't like to hide their money in the mattress.
The other says, "I'm a big metal fan"
Hardware breaks if you maintain it.
He had trouble integrating
Shes awesome!". Because I knew she was trouble when she walked in.
Islam.
That one doesn't believe in six before marriage.
1. Acquitted 2. Fired, retired or expired
After taking Notes, they realized their was no way they could sell the Fire.
They keep getting caught in the net!
The Deviated Septon.
Names. Because they used to laugh and call him Names. Credit to my dad.
Recyc-bling (I'm pretty sure I thought of this myself but I used to smoke the Mary Jane a lot so......)
Because they don't have legs to walk, man.
