Why is it so easy to trust a hypochondriac?

Because none of their plans are ill-conceived.

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Why can't you ever trust pillowcase salesmen?

Because it might be a *sham*

What piece of furniture can you always trust?

A Reputable.

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What is blue and lies by the seabed?

Probably not a planned child.

How much would you have to pay a teacher to flunk your kid so he has to go to Summer School?

Just planning ahead...

Hypochondriac Jokes More Hypochondriac Jokes

What do you call someone with March Madness who doesn't even like basketball?

A hypochondriac

Why do health magazines targeting hypochondriacs have so much trouble maintaining subscriber levels?

Because none of their readers believe them when they receive a warning that it's their final issue.

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Why is an abortionist good to have on your team?

If you conceive something, they can execute it.

Where was I conceived, dad?

Dad: Ahh *rubs back of neck* At the Bellagio in Las Vegas. -Rly Dad: Wd I lie to u, Bestwestern Broomcloset