Because none of their plans are ill-conceived.
They make up everything. Credit to from an askreddit thread about what not to trust.
Because he always gives sound advice. Ba dum tsss.
Her: I plan on sleeping all day Me: ...Why Her: I want to have dreams too
For planning high trees, son.
Because none of their readers believe them when they receive a warning that it's their final issue.
They're afraid of catching fire!
If you conceive something, they can execute it.