Why can you trust a musician?

Because he always gives sound advice. Ba dum tsss.

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Why would anyone trust Chewbacca to fly the millennium falcon?

He's such a wookie pilot. I had three Star Wars jokes prior to this. But none were any good.

Why should you never trust someone giving away batteries?

There's no charge.

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How do bovines do math?

They use a cow-culator! Ba-dum-tsss!

Why can you trust a musician?

Because he always gives sound advice. Ba dum tsss.

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What do you call the folks who hang around the musicians at conservatories?

A: Violists.

What do you call a guy who hangs around a bunch of musicians?

A drummer!!!!!