Why can you trust a musician?

Because he always gives sound advice. Ba dum tsss.

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Why does the sun never set on the British Empire?

Because God wouldn't trust an Englishman in the dark!

Why should you never trust advice from a group of gryphons?

Half of them are lyin'.

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How do bovines do math?

They use a cow-culator! Ba-dum-tsss!

Why did spider-man cross the road?

To get to the *web*site !! *ba-dum-tsss*

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What is a guy who hangs out with musicians called?

A singer

Why was the musician arrested?

He got in treble.