Why can you trust a musician?

Because he always gives sound advice. Ba dum tsss.

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When I lose faith in humanity, I think of Chili's just handing out sick, light-up beepers, trusting us to return them. And know what?

We do.

Why didn't you answer your home phone?

Because I'm walking the dog. Don't you trust me -Of course I trust you! Put the dog on the phone.

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How do bovines do math?

They use a cow-culator! Ba-dum-tsss!

Why can you trust a musician?

Because he always gives sound advice. Ba dum tsss.

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What's the difference between a musician and a dead body?

One composes, the other decomposes...

What do you call people who hang out with musicians?

Drummers