Why should you never trust someone giving away batteries?

There's no charge.

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How did Chernobyl disaster happen ?

scientist A : Are you sure ? scientist B : Trust me, I know what i'm doing.

What is the ultimate definition of trust?

Two cannibals going down on each other

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How much do pirates charge for piercings?

A buck an ear.

Why is it expensive to be a criminal?

Because the police charge you.

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Why does a Canadian with a stutter never run low on batteries?

He always has plenty of double "eh"s, triple "eh"s...

What did the corn chip say to the battery?

If you're Eveready, I'm Frito Lay.