Why should you never trust someone giving away batteries?

There's no charge.

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Why can you never trust a clumsy barista?

Because she's always spilling the beans!

Why should you never trust someone giving away batteries?

There's no charge.

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Why did the photographer get arrested?

He was charged with shooting kids and framing the parents.

Why were the Star Wars made IV, V, VI, I, II, III?

Because in charge of distribution, Yoda was.

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How does batman store energy?

In BATteries

Why does a Canadian with a stutter never run low on batteries?

He always has plenty of double "eh"s, triple "eh"s...