How did Chernobyl disaster happen ?

scientist A : Are you sure ? scientist B : Trust me, I know what i'm doing.

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How many countries does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Five. Germany to start it, France to try and then give up almost immediately, Italy to start, give up, and try again from the other side, America to finish it and claim credit for the whole thing, and Switzerland to sit in the dark and pretend that nothing happened.

What happens when you give a cow a joint?

The steaks are high

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How do you know accountants have no imagination?

They named a firm PricewaterhouseCoopers.

What is it like, to be standing at the foot of an empty grave, not knowing who will one day be in it?

Unbereavable.

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Why don't you trust me?

she texted both the guys simultaneously.

Why can't you trust snakes ?

They speak with forked tongues !

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What'd the scientist say to the man who was frozen to absolute zero?

Are you 0K

What did the scientist say when he discovered the lowest possible temperature?

OK

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Why is it a bad idea to wear tiny shorts on a Ukranian holiday?

Chernobyl fallout.

Why shouldn't you wear loose fitting shorts when visiting Ukraine?

Because Chernobyl fallout