Why don't you trust me?

she texted both the guys simultaneously.

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Who were the participants?

Guy: ' The owner, the cop and me. '

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in the ocean?

Bob

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Why should you never trust advice from a group of gryphons?

Half of them are lyin'.

How's a fart and a teenager alike?

Because once you go to sleep, you can't trust either of them to not sneak out.

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How can you tell if you're texting with a dyslexic pervert?

You get this: ===D==8=

Why does everyone hate me?

I texted with the clicky keyboard sound turned on.