Why don't you trust me?

she texted both the guys simultaneously.

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What is a guy with ED favorite saying?

I'm going to PUMP YOU UP!

What do you call a guy in a suit sitting in a tree?

Branch Manager

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Why can't you ever trust pillowcase salesmen?

Because it might be a *sham*

Why should you never trust a one armed philosophy professor?

He never mentions "on the other hand"

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How do you get a woman to stop texting you?

Reply to her message within a minute

Why does everyone hate me?

I texted with the clicky keyboard sound turned on.