What is a guy with ED favorite saying?

I'm going to PUMP YOU UP!

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How would you like to make a donation to our local orphanage?

Dad: yea sure yells up to me son, you live with this guy now!

What do you call a guy with no musical talent that hangs out with the band?

The drummer.

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What do they do in West Virginia for Halloween?

Pump Kin

What did the pumpkin say after waking up his family?

Awaken, my pump- "