What is a guy with ED favorite saying?

I'm going to PUMP YOU UP!

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What did the otter say to the guy whose ankle he pooped on?

Spraint your ankle!" Just in case:

What do you get if you mix up together an agnostic, a dyslexic and an insomniac?

A guy who is up all night wondering if there is a dog.

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How do red necks celebrate Halloween?

Pump kin

What do rednecks do on Halloween?

They pump kin.