Why does everyone hate me?

I texted with the clicky keyboard sound turned on.

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What is the best part about duct tape?

It can turn "no, no, no!" Into "mmm, mmm, mmm"

What was the point in making your car louder, bro?

Do you really want women to turn their heads and notice you drive a 1999 Honda Civic

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Why does everyone hate 7?

Because 7 kneeled during the National Anthem.

Why did Aristotle hate French fries?

They were fried in ancient grease!

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How can you tell if you're texting with a dyslexic pervert?

You get this: ===D==8=

How do you get a woman to stop texting you?

Reply to her message within a minute