Why does everyone hate me?

I texted with the clicky keyboard sound turned on.

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What did the IT guy say to his wife after she complained about their love life?

Did you try turning me off and on again?"

Why did the tomato turned red?

Because it saw the salad dressing

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How can I waste ten seconds of someone's time and make total strangers hate me?

Credit card chip inventor - Me, writing tweets

Who Hates Everyone?

A 4chan!

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How can you tell if you're texting with a dyslexic pervert?

You get this: ===D==8=

Why does everyone hate me?

I texted with the clicky keyboard sound turned on.