What does it sound like to shoot yourself in the foot twice?

Pao! Pao!

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Why did Bowie die?

I guess he was shot through the heart

Who does he shoot first?

The bystander with the camera.

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Why does an elephant have four feet?

Because he'd look pretty silly with four inches.

What's the difference between a podiatrist and a drummer?

The podiatrist bucks up your feet.

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What’s brown and sounds like a bell?

Dung!

What sound does a Hispanic pacman make?

Guac-a Guac-a!

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What happened on Reddit yesterday?

A pao-erful change

Why would Ellen Pao not do her own AMA?

General Pao's chicken.