What does it sound like to shoot yourself in the foot twice?

Pao! Pao!

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Why do Black People hate country music?

Because when they hear "Hoe Down" they think their sister got shot.

What's the difference between Harambe and Michael Jackson?

One was shot for playing with little children.

Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

What lies upside down a hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.

Why are feet so funny?

Because they're "heel areas" ... I'll show myself out

Sound Jokes More Sound Jokes

How do you spell no?

Me: Sound it out. What makes the na na na na na na na na na sound 4: Batman (Spelling is hard)

What sound does a Hispanic pacman make?

Guac-a Guac-a!

Pao Jokes More Pao Jokes

What sound does Reddit make when it blows up?

Pao! Edit: Whoa, FP gold. Thank you!

How does Pocahontas celebrate her Cake Day?

With a Pao Wow.