What does it sound like to shoot yourself in the foot twice?

Pao! Pao!

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What do cops and sports photographers have in common?

They get paid to shoot black men.

Who often shoots in the wrong direction?

Clint Westwood

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What does the Jolly Green Giant have on his feet?

Pota-TOES!

Why are Lawyers buried forty feet deep when they die?

Because deep down they're really nice people.

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How can you call someone and sound fabulous?

Use a homophone.

What sound does a space turkey make?

Hubble, hubble, hubble shamelessly stolen joke from the Facebook page of "Grammarly"

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What does it sound like to shoot yourself in the foot twice?

Pao! Pao!

Why would Ellen Pao not do her own AMA?

General Pao's chicken.