What does it sound like to shoot yourself in the foot twice?

Pao! Pao!

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What do you do when you see your wife stumbling around in the backyard?

Shoot her again.

Why don't they have fireworks at Euro Disney?

Because every time they shoot them off, the French try to surrender.

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What do flies wear on their feet?

A: Shoos.

What do you call a man who has lost the lower parts of his legs, but still somehow has his feet?

Tony.

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What sound does a Polish crow make?

Krakow

Why did a man's pet vulture not make a sound for five years?

It was stuffed.

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How do you pronounce the "Pao" in "Power'?

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What happened on Reddit yesterday?

A pao-erful change