Why can you trust no one in the savannah?

Cause they be lion.

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Trust Jokes More Trust Jokes

Why couldn't anyone trust the snowman to do anything?

He was kinda flakey

Why would anyone trust Chewbacca to fly the millennium falcon?

He's such a wookie pilot. I had three Star Wars jokes prior to this. But none were any good.

Lion Jokes More Lion Jokes

What do you call a lion with Down's syndrome?

A leotard.

Why can't you ever trust a cat?

Because they are always lion

Cause Jokes More Cause Jokes

Why did the cowboy get a dachshund?

Cause he was told to get a long little doggy.

Why is a toothbrush a "tooth" brush?

Cause it was invented in Alabama! Inspiration came from the comments(http://mobile.reuters.com/article/idUSKBN0GP1NS20140825 irpc=932)