Why can you trust no one in the savannah?

Cause they be lion.

Previous Random Joke Next

Trust Jokes More Trust Jokes

What's the opposite of quantum physics?

Logic. (If you don't like physics jokes, just keep movin') ...(if you don't like math jokes, trust me, sometimes it makes a difference).

Why can't you trust stairs?

Because they are always up to something.

Lion Jokes More Lion Jokes

Why did the lion always lose at poker?

He was playing with a bunch of cheetahs!

What do you call a show full of lions?

The mane event!

Cause Jokes More Cause Jokes

Which presidential candidate is the most likely to cause cancer?

Ben Carsonogen

Why did the seismologist not have to pay for the damage caused by the earthquake?

It wasn't his fault.