Why can you trust no one in the savannah?

Cause they be lion.

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Trust Jokes More Trust Jokes

Why can't you trust a snowman?

Because they're all a bunch of flakes

Why can you trust chocolate but not marshmallow?

Because chocolate doesn't make a peep.

Lion Jokes More Lion Jokes

What happens when you zip up a lion?

It rars

Why couldn't you trust the king of the jungle?

He was a lion.

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What disease causes people to swear at the dinner table?

Gilles de la gourmette

Why couldnt the laptop see?

Cause it was SoDIMM