Why can't you trust snakes ?

They speak with forked tongues !

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Speak Jokes More Speak Jokes

What did the priest announce before he went for a bath?

Speak now or forever hold your pee!"

What did one mandarin say to the other mandarin?

I don't know, I don't speak Mandarin.

Trust Jokes More Trust Jokes

Why did everyone trust the marsupial?

Everything he said was troo

Why can you trust a coffee roaster?

Because he never spills the beans :-)

Snake Jokes More Snake Jokes

What sort of perfume do snakes prefer ?

Poison by Christian Dior !

What do you get if you cross a bag of snakes and a cupboard of food ?

Snakes and Larders !sna

Fork Jokes More Fork Jokes

What's red, white, and full of holes?

Helen Keller's face after she tries to use a fork.

What's your favorite movie?

DATE: Girl Interupt- ME: *drops fork* What is it DATE: Girl Interu- ME: *burps* Sorry. Go on. DATE: Fargo