Why can't you trust snakes ?

They speak with forked tongues !

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Speak Jokes More Speak Jokes

How do you speak such good English?

I dunno 200 years of colonialism and eurocentric education, how do you know so little history "

What language do Fed-Ex drivers speak?

Parcel-tongue

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Why should you never trust someone straight after coitus?

Usually they're lying

What do you get if you cross a Buddhist monk and a 16 year old blonde cheerleader?

Arrested for procurement of a minor. Trust me on this one.

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What subject are snakes good at school ?

Hiss-tory !

What do you call a snake that likes history?

A HISSStorian.

Fork Jokes More Fork Jokes

How do you confuse a blonde?

Paint yourself green and throw forks at them.

Why did the naughty child not get electrocuted when he stuck a fork in the socket?

Because he was grounded! (I'll see myself out)