Why can't you trust snakes ?

They speak with forked tongues !

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What language do cats speak?

Catonese

What language does a boxer who punches jokes speak?

Punjabi-ng.

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Why are atoms untrustworthy?

They make up everything. Credit to from an askreddit thread about what not to trust.

What do you get if you cross a Buddhist monk and a 16 year old blonde cheerleader?

Arrested for procurement of a minor. Trust me on this one.

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What kind of letters did the snake get from his admirers?

Fang mail.

What sort of perfume do snakes prefer ?

Poison by Christian Dior !

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What do you get when you cross pasta with a snake?

Spaghetti that winds itself around your fork.

How do you conufuse a blond?

Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.