Why can't you trust snakes ?

They speak with forked tongues !

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Speak Jokes More Speak Jokes

How do you know you're speaking with an engineer?

Don't worry they'll tell you.

What is the appropriate response when your cat tells you a joke?

You've gotta be kitten me. You can SPEAK?!?

Trust Jokes More Trust Jokes

Why don't you trust me?

she texted both the guys simultaneously.

Why are atoms untrustworthy?

They make up everything. Credit to from an askreddit thread about what not to trust.

Snake Jokes More Snake Jokes

What do you get if you cross a bag of snakes and a cupboard of food ?

Snakes and Larders !sna

What do you get if you cross a snake and a hotdog ?

A fangfurter !sna

Fork Jokes More Fork Jokes

Where do cars get the most flat tyres?

Where there is a fork in the road. This and other tyre jokes here:

What does the devil say to hell rejects?

Why don't you fork off