Why can't you trust snakes ?

They speak with forked tongues !

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What's the difference between organized crime and the government?

Only one of them is organized. Couldn't help but post this. Went to see a former mafia boss today, and that joke was told leading up to him speaking.

How do you keep a group of women from talking?

Ask the oldest one to speak first.

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Why should you never trust atoms?

They make up everything.

Why couldn't you trust the king of the jungle?

He was a lion.

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How do you measure a snake?

In inches. Snakes don't have any feet.

What do you get when you cross a snake with a plane?

A boeing constrictor

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What did Obe Wan say to Skywalker when he was teaching him table manners?

Use the forks Luke.

What does the devil say to hell rejects?

Why don't you fork off