Whats black, white and red all over?

2 nuns in a chainsaw fight!

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What did Santa shout to his toys on Christmas Eve?

ELF NO. 2: Okay everyone sack time!!

Why will the columbine high basket ball team lose the tournament?

Because they lost their 2 best shooters

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What do you call a cow thats had a hysterectomy?

Decaffeinated.

Whats the difference between New York and Middle Earth?

Two towers.

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What do you call 2 Nuns & a Cheerleader?

2 Tightends & a Wide Reciever

Whats black, white and red all over?

2 nuns in a chainsaw fight!