Whats black, white and red all over?

2 nuns in a chainsaw fight!

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What do you call a white guy with 2 black guys in the back of the car?

The police. What do you call a black guy with 2 white guys in the back of the car Uber!

How many guitar players does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

2 . One to screw it in and another to say, "I could do that".

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Whats the difference between a piano, a tuna, and a bottle of glue?

Anyone can tuna piano, but nobody can piano a tuna!

Whats so good about german cars?

They get from Berlin to Warsaw in one tank

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Whats black, white and red all over?

2 nuns in a chainsaw fight!

What do you call 2 Nuns & a Cheerleader?

2 Tightends & a Wide Reciever