What's green, slimy, and smells like bacon?

Kermit The Frog's fingers.

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What did Miss Piggy say to Kermit at the end of their first date?

Nothing. She had a frog in her throat.

What's green and smells like ham?

Kermit the frog's finger

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What's Slimy, cold, green, and smells like pork?

A: Kermit the Frog's Finger

What's slimy cold long and smells like pork?

Kermit the frogs finger...

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What's long, green and smells like bacon?

Kermit the Frog's finger.

What's long, green, slimy and smells like pork?

Kermit the frog's finger

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What do you call a policeman on fire?

Bacon.

What was the pig doing in the kitchen?

Bacon! Get it?