What's green, slimy, and smells like bacon?

Kermit The Frog's fingers.

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How do frogs die ?

They kermit suidide !

What do Kermit the Frog and Henry the VIII have in common?

Same middle name.

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What do Fort McMurray and a 1998 Pontiac Sunfire have in common?

Both are full of white trash and smell like burning oil.

What's long, green, and smells like bacon?

Kermit's finger

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Kermit the frog's finger

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Kermit the Frog's Finger.

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What is green and smells like bacon?

Kermit's fingers

What do you get when you cross a pig and a spider?

Bacon and scrambled leggs.