What's green, slimy, and smells like bacon?

Kermit The Frog's fingers.

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What's long, green and smells like pork?

Kermit the frogs fingers"

What do you call Kanye dressed as Kermit?

I don't know, but it's not Yeezy being green.

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Why does r/jokes smell like rotten eggs?

Because it's full of bad yolks.

What do you call someone who believes rotten eggs smell bad, but doesn't care?

An eggsy-stench-alist.

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What is Green...and Smells Like Pork?

What is Green...and Smells Like Pork? Kermit the Frog's Finger!!

What is green and slimy and smells like bacon?

Kermit the frog's finger...

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Why did the pig go into the kitchen?

Because he felt like BACON!

Why is it impossible to say no to french fries with cheese and bacon?

Because it's a loaded question!