What's green, slimy, and smells like bacon?

Kermit The Frog's fingers.

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What did Kermit the Frog say at Jim Henson's funeral?

Nothing.

What do Harry Potter and Kermit the frog have in common?

Hogwarts!

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What Did One Eye Say To Another Eye?

Don't Look Now But Something Between Us Smells

What part of a football pitch smells nicest?

The scenter spot!

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What's long, green and smells like pork?

Kermit the frogs fingers"

What's green and smells like ham?

Kermit the frog's finger

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What did the Bacon say to the Tomato?

What did Bacon say to Tomato? "Lettuce get together"

What is small furry and smells like bacon ?

A hamster !