What do you call a dead blond in the closet?

last year's hide &amp seek! :D

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Why don't you see Santa for the rest of the year?

Because for the rest of the year he's in prison for breaking into people's houses.

What's a North Korean farmer's favorite time of year?

Breakfast.

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Why do chinesse make such terrible Estate agents?

Because non of the customers are ever comfortable with the idea of buying a house with a Hawk in the closet.

What makes you say that, Tim?

Well, you're standing naked in my closet..."

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What do you call a blonde haired skeleton in the closet?

Last year's Hide and Go seek champion.

What do you call a dead blond in the closet?

last year's hide &amp seek! :D