What do Kermit the Frog and Henry the VIII have in common?

Same middle name.

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What do you call a woman standing in the middle of at tennis court?

Annette!

What's your middle name?

Why are you single What's wrong with your big toe

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Why did Kermit the Frog split with Ms. Piggy?

Because she wouldn't rub it rub it. (blame Happy International Bacon Day)

What do Harry Potter and Kermit the frog have in common?

Hogwarts!

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What is green and slimy and smells like bacon?

Kermit the frog's finger...

What do you have when you have two small, green balls in your hand?

Kermit's undivided

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Who invented fractions?

Henry the 1/8

What did Alyssa the duck say to Henry the beaver?

Quack quack!