What do Kermit the Frog and Henry the VIII have in common?

Same middle name.

Previous Random Joke Next
Middle Jokes More Middle Jokes

Why did the opossum cross the road?

To get to the middle.

What do Winnie the Pooh and Ivan the Terrible have in common?

The same middle name. (Shamelessly stolen from Cortana.)

Frog Jokes More Frog Jokes

How do you sell a deaf guy a frog?

DO YOU WANT TO BUY A FROG? rip.

What's red and green and spins round &amp round &amp round?

A frog in a blender.

Kermit Jokes More Kermit Jokes

What's Kermit the Frog's favorite song?

Whib It" by Devo.

What is green and smells like bacon?

Kermit's fingers

Henry Jokes More Henry Jokes

What do Kermit the Frog and Henry the Eighth have in common?

They share the same middle name.

How did Henry VIIIs wife enter the room?

Amble in (Anne Boyeyn) I made this joke up and am very proud of it :)