What do Kermit the Frog and Henry the VIII have in common?

Same middle name.

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Why did 10 die?

Because it was in the middle of 9 11

What do you do if a cow is in the middle of the road you're driving on?

steer clear

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What are some towing related jokes i can impress my car club coworkers with?

I've already got that the frog called our car club to get toad, but that's about where my puns end.

What kind of condoms do frogs wear?

Rib-bed

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Why does Mrs. Piggy douche with honey?

A. Because Kermit the frog likes sweet and sour pork.

What is Green...and Smells Like Pork?

What is Green...and Smells Like Pork? Kermit the Frog's Finger!!

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What do Kermit the Frog and Henry the Eighth have in common?

They share the same middle name.

Who invented fractions?

Henry the 1/8