What do Kermit the Frog and Henry the VIII have in common?

Same middle name.

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What do you call an elephant creeping through the jungle in the middle of the night ?

Russell !

How can you tell if you're in Detroit or across the river in Windsor Ontario Canada?

Stand in the middle of the street. If someone yells, "hey, get out of the street" you're in the US. If they yell, "get out of the street, eh" you're in Canada

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What can be surmised from this?

A: The frog's probably on its way to a gig.

What do you call a girl with a frog in her hair ?

Lily !

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What's green and furry and smells like pig?

Kermit the Frog's finger

What's slimy, long and smells like pork?

Kermit the Frog's Finger.

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What do Kermit the Frog and Henry the VIII have in common?

Same middle name.

What do Kermit the Frog and Henry the Eighth have in common?

They share the same middle name.