What do Kermit the Frog and Henry the VIII have in common?

Same middle name.

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Why was the virgins' wedding during the middle of the week?

Because Wednesday is hump day.

Whats in the middle of girl's leg ?

And the answer is, 'Knee'

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What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog ?

A croaker spaniel !

What kind of shoes to frogs like ?

Open toad sandals !

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What's green, slimy, and smells like bacon?

Kermit The Frog's fingers.

What is green and slimy and smells like bacon?

Kermit the frog's finger...

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What do Kermit the Frog and Henry the VIII have in common?

Same middle name.

What did Alyssa the duck say to Henry the beaver?

Quack quack!