What do Kermit the Frog and Henry the VIII have in common?

Same middle name.

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Why was 10 scared?

because he was in the middle of 9-11! Better phrasing recommendations appreciated :-)

What do you call a big white bear with a hole in his middle ?

A polo bear !

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What's green and red and goes 100 mph?

A frog in a blender.

What happens to illegally parked frogs ?

They get toad away.

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What is green and slimy and smells like bacon?

Kermit the frog's finger...

What's green, slimy and smells like bacon?

Kermit the frogs finger (shoutout to Hesher)

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Why do people think Henry the Sixth was a Norseman?

Because he was a VI KING.

What do Kermit the Frog and Henry the Eighth have in common?

They share the same middle name.