What do Kermit the Frog and Henry the VIII have in common?

Same middle name.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean?

Bob

What's a swear word?

Me: A bad word moms and dads only say when they're mad.3:Me:3: Is my middle name a swear word

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What's green and smells like pork?

Kermit the frog

What's the difference between a frog and a cat?

A cat has nine lives, but a frog croaks every night.

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How do frogs die ?

They kermit suidide !

What's long green and smells like pork scratchings?

Kermit the frogs finger.

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What do Kermit the Frog and Henry the Eighth have in common?

They share the same middle name.

Who invented fractions?

Henry the 1/8