What do Kermit the Frog and Henry the VIII have in common?

Same middle name.

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What has an R at the beginning, a T at the end, and EPOS in the middle?

Most of the jokes in this subreddit.

What did the left leg say to the right leg?

A: That one in the middle thinks he's hard.

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Why did Ms. piggy call in sick to work?

Because she had a frog in her throat.

Why was the little boy unhappy?

Because he had a frog stapled to his face

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What's green, slimey and smells like pork?

Kermit's finger.

What did Miss Piggy say to Kermit at the end of their first date?

Nothing. She had a frog in her throat.

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Who invented fractions?

Henry the 1/8

What do Kermit the Frog and Henry the VIII have in common?

Same middle name.