What kind of shoes to frogs like ?

Open toad sandals !

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What did you think of the chapter on frogs?

Biologist 2: Oh it was quite ribbiting.

What are some towing related jokes i can impress my car club coworkers with?

I've already got that the frog called our car club to get toad, but that's about where my puns end.

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Where does a dog go to buy shoes?

Reebark

How do you always keep your shoes tied?

Replace the laces with earphones.

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What kind of lizard goes into salad?

A Salad-Mander! HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHILARIOUS

What kind of bear is best?

One that gets you an oscar