What kind of shoes to frogs like ?

Open toad sandals !

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What do Harry Potter and Kermit the frog have in common?

Hogwarts!

How can I help you?

Me: "Why did you guys put my frog on the No-Fly List !" Agent: "Umm..." Me: "DAMMIT, HE'S STARVING!"

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Why did the blonde write "TGIF" on her shoes?

A. To remind her that "toes go in first."

What kind of shoes do ninjas use?

Sneakers.

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What kind of stupid phone you got there?

Him: Windows phone Me: Oh takes it and lobs it out the window Yes it is

What kind of girl does a hamburger like?

Any girl named Patty!