What kind of shoes to frogs like ?

Open toad sandals !

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Why cant we interpret what frogs are saying?

They only speak in Morse-toad!

What do you call a hapoy frog?

Hoppy

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How do you tell an introvert and an extrovert mathematician apart?

When talking to you, the extrovert mathematician looks at *your* shoes.

How can you tell when an accountant is extroverted?

He looks at your shoes while he's talking to you instead of his own.

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What kind of bird opens doors ?

A kiwi !

What kind of tie does a ghost wear to a formal party?

A boo-tie.