Why was the virgins' wedding during the middle of the week?

Because Wednesday is hump day.

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What did Gordon Ramsey shout angrily at his girlfriend?

IT'S ALL PINK IN THE MIDDLE"

What starts with N, has two Gs in the middle, and has no business wearing a pointy white hood?

Your noggin

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Why do women make better soldiers?

Because they can bleed for a week and not die.

What does it mean when a groundhog sees a maple leaf on feb. 02?

six more weeks of bad hockey!

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What is Mr. T's nickname for Wednesday?

A: Chump day.

How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday?

Tell her a joke on Wednesday!