Why was the virgins' wedding during the middle of the week?

Because Wednesday is hump day.

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What do you call a town in the middle of the Arctic Ocean?

An Iceburgh.

What goes round the middle of the Internet?

The e-quator.

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What did the tiger say to the detective?

I'm not lion. Ill be here all week...

What does it mean when a groundhog sees a maple leaf on feb. 02?

six more weeks of bad hockey!

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What is Mr. T's nickname for Wednesday?

A: Chump day.

What's the best day of the week to marry your gaming console?

Wednesday