Why was the virgins' wedding during the middle of the week?

Because Wednesday is hump day.

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Middle Jokes More Middle Jokes

What do you call a big white bear with a hole in his middle ?

A polo bear !

What do you call a swimming hole in the middle of a farm?

A rural pool.

Week Jokes More Week Jokes

How would you improve our business?

Dude, I'd bankrupt you in a week. I'm just catchin Pokemon in your office."

Why are Sharks the only species that get their own week?

I'd totally watch hermit crab week if they had one.

Wednesday Jokes More Wednesday Jokes

How do you make a blonde laugh on a Wednesday?

Tell her a joke on a Monday!

Why wasn't the coup in Turkey on Wednesday?

Erdogan's suit wasn't back from the cleaners.