Why was the virgins' wedding during the middle of the week?

Because Wednesday is hump day.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean?

Bob

What takes longer to run, first to second, or second to third?

Second to third, because there's a short stop in the middle!

Week Jokes More Week Jokes

Why did u shoot ur wife ?

Judge:why did u shoot ur wife instead of shootingher lover Methew:Your honour, it's easier to shoot a woman once, than shooting one man every week.

What's the Russian President's favorite song?

Putin on the Ritz!" I'll be here all week guys.

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What is Mr. T's nickname for Wednesday?

A: Chump day.

Why wasn't the coup in Turkey on Wednesday?

Erdogan's suit wasn't back from the cleaners.