What does the future hold?

Global warming, depleted resources, & species going extinct. But also the iPhone 5, so it's break even.

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What's the worst thing about breaking up with a Japanese women?

You have to drop the bomb twice before she gets the message.

How did the two perverts break up?

I think we should see other peepholes."

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What species are the best rappers?

Dragons, because they're always spittin' fire.

What do we do?

We make jager bombs. We are not a species made to last.

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How many Global Warming nutjobs does it take to change a light bulb?

None, they don't use light bulbs. They live in caves and use no forms of artificial energy because they wouldn't want to be perceived as hypocrites or morons.

What effect does global warming have on Pennsylvania?

It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia.