What does the future hold?

Global warming, depleted resources, & species going extinct. But also the iPhone 5, so it's break even.

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What'd u ask Santa for 6: a speed boat M: like a Lego boat?

6: no M: oh for the bath 6: no M: the pool 6: *doesnt break eye contact* no

When does feminism stop?

When the car breaks down.

Specie Jokes More Specie Jokes

What species are the best rappers?

Dragons, because they're always spittin' fire.

What species of mushroom is known for being an instigator?

The shiitalkie mushroom.

Global Warming Jokes More Global Warming Jokes

What's the difference between a computer program and global warming?

One's an algorithm, and the other's an Al Gore-ism!

What country's citizens are most affected by global warming?

South Koreans