What does the future hold?

Global warming, depleted resources, & species going extinct. But also the iPhone 5, so it's break even.

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Break Jokes More Break Jokes

How did the blonde break her leg raking leaves?

She fell out of the tree! I may not be a girl, but I'm blonde and find blonde jokes hilarious. xD

Where does an atom go when it breaks down?

A quantum mechanic. lel

Specie Jokes More Specie Jokes

What do we do?

We make jager bombs. We are not a species made to last.

Why are Sharks the only species that get their own week?

I'd totally watch hermit crab week if they had one.

Global Warming Jokes More Global Warming Jokes

What's the difference between a computer program and global warming?

One's an algorithm, and the other's an Al Gore-ism!

What country's citizens are most affected by global warming?

South Koreans