What does the future hold?

Global warming, depleted resources, & species going extinct. But also the iPhone 5, so it's break even.

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Where does an atom go when it breaks down?

A quantum mechanic. lel

Why did the band 999 megabytes break up?

Because they couldn't get a gig.

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What do we do?

We make jager bombs. We are not a species made to last.

Why are Sharks the only species that get their own week?

I'd totally watch hermit crab week if they had one.

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What if aliens are responsible for global warming?

And this is just their way of breaking the ice.

What's the difference between a computer program and global warming?

One's an algorithm, and the other's an Al Gore-ism!