What does the future hold?

Global warming, depleted resources, & species going extinct. But also the iPhone 5, so it's break even.

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What did celery say when he broke up with his girlfriend?

She wasn't right for me, so I really don't carrot all.

What kind of doctor fixes broken websites?

A URLologist.

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What species of mushroom is known for being an instigator?

The shiitalkie mushroom.

What do we do?

We make jager bombs. We are not a species made to last.

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What does the future hold?

Global warming, depleted resources, & species going extinct. But also the iPhone 5, so it's break even.

What's the difference between a computer program and global warming?

One's an algorithm, and the other's an Al Gore-ism!