Global Warming Jokes

How do they calculate global warming?

Al-gore-ythms

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What country's citizens are most affected by global warming?

South Koreans

How many Global Warming nutjobs does it take to change a light bulb?

None, they don't use light bulbs. They live in caves and use no forms of artificial energy because they wouldn't want to be perceived as hypocrites or morons.

What effect does global warming have on Pennsylvania?

It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia.

What's the difference between a computer program and global warming?

One's an algorithm, and the other's an Al Gore-ism!

What does the future hold?

Global warming, depleted resources, & species going extinct. But also the iPhone 5, so it's break even.

What if aliens are responsible for global warming?

And this is just their way of breaking the ice.