Specie Jokes

What species are the best rappers?

Dragons, because they're always spittin' fire.

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What do we do?

We make jager bombs. We are not a species made to last.

What does the future hold?

Global warming, depleted resources, & species going extinct. But also the iPhone 5, so it's break even.

What species of mushroom is known for being an instigator?

The shiitalkie mushroom.

Why are Sharks the only species that get their own week?

I'd totally watch hermit crab week if they had one.

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Why do rednecks like the doggie position?

That way they can both watch wrestling.

What do you mean I can't identify as a television?

Just watch me!

Hyena Jokes More Hyena Jokes

What do you get if you cross a Rottweiller and a hyena ?

I don't know but I'll join in if it laughs !

Why are there different species of hyena?

Isn't every hyena we've discovered a spotted hyena?

Mushroom Jokes More Mushroom Jokes

What do you call a mushroom that likes to party?

A Fungi!

Which plant talks the most crap?

Shiitake mushrooms.

Week Jokes More Week Jokes

What's a nuns favorite day of the week?

Sununday.

How do you ruin a joke?

By reposting it every week!

Instigator Jokes More Instigator Jokes

What species of mushroom is known for being an instigator?

The shiitalkie mushroom.

What do you call an alligator that always starts fights?

An instigator!

Endanger Jokes More Endanger Jokes

What is the syndrome that endangers the dental well-being of over-anxious or stressed-out LGBT's?

brucism

Why are frogs on the endangered species list?

Because they croak a lot!

Lot Jokes More Lot Jokes

What do you get when Steve Jobs hires and fires a lot of people in six months?

A: An Apple turnover.

Why don't paperclips move around a lot?

They like being stationery.

Discover Jokes More Discover Jokes

What My Friend Said Once They Discovered The Existence of Gravitational Waves?

Friend: Good, now they will make microwaves that cook my chicken fingers faster. Say what now

What age were pigs discovered in?

The Saus Age.