Dragons, because they're always spittin' fire.
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We make jager bombs. We are not a species made to last.
Global warming, depleted resources, & species going extinct. But also the iPhone 5, so it's break even.
The shiitalkie mushroom.
I'd totally watch hermit crab week if they had one.
Literally all gardening stops
Because you already know who it's isss! My little sister told me this joke.
They can't figure out how to make them leak oil.
Edward Snooden.
It got away!
Depressing. **crickets**
One's an algorithm, and the other's an Al Gore-ism!
None, they don't use light bulbs. They live in caves and use no forms of artificial energy because they wouldn't want to be perceived as hypocrites or morons.
Inuit.
Discover.
A Boston Marathon.
Drop your catheter bag.
The Defenestration of Smaug.
Grandma monster
Fortunately I belong to the remaining 1%
