Specie Jokes

What species are the best rappers?

Dragons, because they're always spittin' fire.

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What do we do?

We make jager bombs. We are not a species made to last.

What does the future hold?

Global warming, depleted resources, & species going extinct. But also the iPhone 5, so it's break even.

What species of mushroom is known for being an instigator?

The shiitalkie mushroom.

Why are Sharks the only species that get their own week?

I'd totally watch hermit crab week if they had one.

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E Jokes More E Jokes

What's a nanny's favorite letter?

I don't know, but it's not E.

What starts with "E" and has only one letter in it?

Envelope!

Discover Jokes More Discover Jokes

What would have happened if Alexander Fleming met Euler?

They would have discovered Penicil(e )

How do you keep a idiot occupied?

I will tell you how in my next post- Jk the answer's in one of the comments, look through every single one and you are destined to discover the answer.

Hyena Jokes More Hyena Jokes

What do you get if you cross a Rottweiller and a hyena ?

I don't know but I'll join in if it laughs !

Why are there different species of hyena?

Isn't every hyena we've discovered a spotted hyena?

Watch Jokes More Watch Jokes

Why couldn't the orphan watch the movie?

Because it was PG

Can I watch the TV?

Yes, but don’t turn it on.

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

What is the difference between a hormone and a protein?

You can't hear a protein. (Wait for it)

What do you say upon hearing a bad Halloween joke?

Booooooo, Booooooo

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

Which kind?

Friend: "Motivational."

What's life like with alchohol?

Depressing. What's life like without alchohol? Depressing. I need friends.

Global Warming Jokes More Global Warming Jokes

How do they calculate global warming?

Al-gore-ythms

What effect does global warming have on Pennsylvania?

It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia.

Endanger Jokes More Endanger Jokes

Why are frogs on the endangered species list?

Because they croak a lot!

What animal is endangered by tooth decay?

Molar bears!