Dragons, because they're always spittin' fire.
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We make jager bombs. We are not a species made to last.
Global warming, depleted resources, & species going extinct. But also the iPhone 5, so it's break even.
The shiitalkie mushroom.
I'd totally watch hermit crab week if they had one.
The washing machine doesn't follow me around for a week after I dump a load in it.
Judge:why did u shoot ur wife instead of shootingher lover Methew:Your honour, it's easier to shoot a woman once, than shooting one man every week.
A dog that can lick you from the other side of the road!
Toad
To break the rush-A stereotypes
There's been a ground breaking discovery...
He heard the film had dogfighting scenes
He had a very esteemed colleague.
Fred: Someone got a nasty shock.
OK
Friend:
Out of the way. Thanks League smh
A frog. It croaks every night.
Because they croak a lot!
He wanted to watch the floor show. And why did he cover it back up ...He realized that he didn't want to watch the "hole" show.