How do you get dragon pee?

Drop your catheter bag.

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What's a Dungeons and Dragons player's favorite rap group?

D12

Whatsapp?

He winked at me, I should send him a dragon head." "No babe, this calls for a full dragon."

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What does the DJ do when he spills acid?

He drops the base!

Why was the United Nations concerned when the waitress dropped the platter on Thanksgiving?

It meant the fall of Turkey, the ruin of Greece, and the breakup of China.