How do you get dragon pee?

Drop your catheter bag.

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What is the difference between dragons and dinosaurs?

Dinosaurs aren't old enough to smoke. Told to me by my niece at christmas.

What do Scrooge McDuck and dragons have in common?

They love to swim in gold coins.

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What's the difference between a washing machine and a virgin?

A washing machine doesn't follow the guy around for 2 weeks after he drops a load in it.

What does a chemistry lesson and a night club have in common?

Someone drops the acid and someone drops the base.