How do you get dragon pee?

Drop your catheter bag.

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Why did the dragon go to jail for farting?

Arse-on. **Cough Cough** I'll see my way out.

What does Santa do to dragons?

He "sleighs" them.

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How do you make a starfish shine?

Drop it in sparkling water.

How to legalize animal poaching ?

Drop a kid in their zoo enclosure.