What does Santa do to dragons?

He "sleighs" them.

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Why is Mrs. Claus disappointed?

because Santa came early! I'll let myself out.

What do you call a kid who doesn't believe in Santa?

A rebel without a Claus.

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How do dragons in Antarctica stay warm?

They always have several lairs.

What do you call a dragon that can't sit still?

A wiggle wyrm.

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What does Santa listen to while delivering presents?

sleigh-er

Why do Russians celebrate Christmas on the 7th of January?

Cause eight reindeer and a sleigh are a lot quicker than 6 pigs and a stoneboat.