What does Santa do to dragons?

He "sleighs" them.

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What band does Santa listen to while delivering presents?

Slayer.

What's the difference.... Between my girlfriend and santa?

Some people actually believe santa exist.

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What is the difference between dragons and dinosaurs?

Dinosaurs aren't old enough to smoke. Told to me by my niece at christmas.

Whatsapp?

He winked at me, I should send him a dragon head." "No babe, this calls for a full dragon."

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Why do Russians celebrate Christmas on the 7th of January?

Cause eight reindeer and a sleigh are a lot quicker than 6 pigs and a stoneboat.

What do reindeer say before telling you a joke ?

This one will sleigh you !