What does Santa listen to while delivering presents?

sleigh-er

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Why are steam trains naughty around Christmas?

They're hoping Santa will give them a lump of coal.

What ethnicity is Santa?

North Poleish

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Why did the rope not get any presents?

Because he was knotty.

What does Santa say to the elves after they make the toys?

Leave my presents

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What's the best music to listen to while stoned?

Rock.

How do you find your dog if he's lost in the woods ?

Put your ear up to a tree and listen for the bark !

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Why don't the post office get the Jehovah's Witnesses to deliver the mail on Saturday?

Work smarter not harder people.

Who delivers presents to baby sharks at Christmas ?

Santa Jaws !

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Why doesn't Santa hitch his sleigh to a pig?

Pigs don't have red noses.

What does Santa do to dragons?

He "sleighs" them.