What does Santa listen to while delivering presents?

sleigh-er

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What does Santa do to dragons?

He "sleighs" them.

What do Santa and Jared from Subway have in common?

They both leave kids rooms with an empty sack

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Why did the kids not receive presents for Christmas?

Because Rudolph intentionally grounded the team...

Why didn't the child in the secret society get a present for christmas?

He had been illumi-naughty

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What music is good to listen to while having a snack?

8 a bit music.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple?

Listening to an antijoke.

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Why do woman make terrible truck drivers?

Because you give them one good load and it takes them nine months to deliver.

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OP delivers.

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What does Santa listen to while delivering presents?

sleigh-er

What do reindeer say before telling you a joke ?

This one will sleigh you !