What does Santa listen to while delivering presents?

sleigh-er

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Why was Mrs. Clause's stocking full on December 21st?

Because Santa came early this year.

What do Santa's little helpers learn in school?

The Elfabet!

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How did Darth Vader know what Luke was getting for Christmas?

He felt his presents.

How did Luke Skywalker know what Darth Vader got him for Christmas?

He felt his presents.

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What song does Freddy Krueger listen to when he gets a manicure?

I got Kniiiiiives on it! that inspired the joke.

How does Lil Wayne get inspiration for his new music?

He listens to his old music.

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What did the doctor say when he delivered a blonde-haired baby to an expecting Chinese couple?

Two Wongs don't make a white

Which famous pop duo were the best at delivering cereal?

Haulin' Oates

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What do reindeer say before telling you a joke ?

This one will sleigh you !

Why do Russians celebrate Christmas on the 7th of January?

Cause eight reindeer and a sleigh are a lot quicker than 6 pigs and a stoneboat.