What does Santa listen to while delivering presents?

sleigh-er

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Why is Mrs. Claus disappointed?

because Santa came early! I'll let myself out.

Who picks it up?

Santa. The other two don't exist.

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How did SkyMall go bankrupt?

I bought all my wife's birthday presents there before she left me.

How did the townspeople react when the mayor presented them with a cost efficient, vegan protein source?

They chia'd.

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What type of music do Irish people listen to?

Pubstep

Why do we have to listen to a 45 second instructional to leave someone a voice mail?

Beep, talk. We get it, condescending cell companies.

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What does a Obstetrician and a well written joke have in common?

They deliver

How many calls do I get?

cop: one me: What do you think is more likely a lawyer delivering pizza or a dominos providing legal counsel

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Why do Russians celebrate Christmas on the 7th of January?

Cause eight reindeer and a sleigh are a lot quicker than 6 pigs and a stoneboat.

What does Santa call it when Mrs. Claus gives him road head?

Getting sleighed.