Sleigh Jokes

What does Santa listen to while delivering presents?

sleigh-er

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Why do Russians celebrate Christmas on the 7th of January?

Cause eight reindeer and a sleigh are a lot quicker than 6 pigs and a stoneboat.

What does Santa do to dragons?

He "sleighs" them.

What do reindeer say before telling you a joke ?

This one will sleigh you !

What does santa do with a lazy reindeer?

Sleighs 'em

Why doesn't Santa hitch his sleigh to a pig?

Pigs don't have red noses.

What does Santa call it when Mrs. Claus gives him road head?

Getting sleighed.