They love to swim in gold coins.
Sometimes you have to slay a few dragons before you get to the princess
He winked at me, I should send him a dragon head." "No babe, this calls for a full dragon."
Cause endorphins make me feel good.
You can dump your load in a washing machine and it won't follow you round for two weeks telling you it loves you
If you know that one, try this one: Why do seagulls fly to the dump
A seahorse !
Duck tapes