What do Scrooge McDuck and dragons have in common?

They love to swim in gold coins.

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What do you want for Christmas?

Me: a dragon! Santa: noo, be realistic Me: a girlfriend Santa: * cough * what color do you want your girlfriend

What do you call a dragon that can't sit still?

A wiggle wyrm.

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Why do clumsy people get married?

They fall in love.

Why do drug dealers love muslim people?

Because they always get stoned

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Why did the fish swim off of the waterfall?

For the Halibut.

Why doesn't Mexico have a team in the summer Olympics?

Because all the ones who can run, jump or swim are ready in the US.

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What do Scrooge McDuck and dragons have in common?

They love to swim in gold coins.

What did scrooge mcduck use to educate huey , dewey and louie?

Duck tapes