What do Scrooge McDuck and dragons have in common?

They love to swim in gold coins.

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Dragon Jokes More Dragon Jokes

Why are dragons so tired?

Because they fight knights!

What do good dragons read when they are pregnant?

How to Train Your Dragon. Good parenting, that is.

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What's the difference between love and hate?

A) Usually about 6 months.

What's a pirates favourite letter?

You may think it's "Arrr", but nay, his first love be the "C".

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Why do sharks only swim in salt water?

Got this is a Cracker Jack box) Because pepper water makes them sneeze!

What do you call bacteria that can swim fast?

Micro Phelps.

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What do Scrooge McDuck and dragons have in common?

They love to swim in gold coins.

What did scrooge mcduck use to educate huey , dewey and louie?

Duck tapes