What do Scrooge McDuck and dragons have in common?

They love to swim in gold coins.

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What shampoo do dragons prefer?

Head & Smolders

What's the first step of fire safety?

4-year-old: Stay away from dragons. Me: 4: Me: Well, obviously.

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What's six inches long that women love?

Folding money.

What do you call an astronaut who loves himself?

A NASAccist!

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How do you sink a norwegian submarine?

Swim down and knock on the hatch. (In Sweden we have a running tradition of telling jokes about stupid norwegians. They do the same about swedes)

Why do seals swim in salt water?

Cause pepper makes them sneeze.

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What do Scrooge McDuck and dragons have in common?

They love to swim in gold coins.

What did scrooge mcduck use to educate huey , dewey and louie?

Duck tapes