What do Scrooge McDuck and dragons have in common?

They love to swim in gold coins.

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How to Train Your Dragon 2' Me: Friend: Me: to what?

Friend:

What do you call a parsnip riding a dragon?

A parsnip.

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Why do wrestlers love video games?

Because of the lutte

Why I love duct tape?

It can turn "No, no no!" into "mmph, mmmph, mmmph"

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Why has Mexico never won olympic gold?

All those who can run, jump and swim are in Texas.

Why isn't the Mexican olympic team any good?

Anyone who can run jump or swim is already across the border.

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What do Scrooge McDuck and dragons have in common?

They love to swim in gold coins.

What did scrooge mcduck use to educate huey , dewey and louie?

Duck tapes