What do you call an astronaut who loves himself?

A NASAccist!

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What do you think astronauts wear to keep warm?

Girl: Apollo neck jumpers

What did the astronaut say to his girlfriend when he broke up with her?

I need some space.

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Why are there so many women archaeologists?

Because women love digging up the past.

What mom loves... Son: Mom, why is my cousin's name rose?

Mom: Well son, your aunt really loves flowers! Son: Mom, what do you love Mom: Richard, stop asking so many questions!