What do you call an astronaut who loves himself?

A NASAccist!

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Why don't astronauts keep their jobs very long?

Because as soon as they start they get fired.

Why did the astronaut break up with his girlfriend?

Because he needed his space.

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Why did the girl walk past her crush twice?

He didn't believe in love at first sight.

Why shouldn't you date a tennis player?

Because love means nothing to them.