What do you call an astronaut who loves himself?

A NASAccist!

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What kind of gum do astronauts chew?

Hubble Bubble

Why did the astronaut break up with his girlfriend?

Because he needed his space.

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Why should you send your sweetie a valentine?

Because you always heart the one you love.

Why does all of Jared Fogle's music sound the same?

Because he loves to abuse A Minor.