What do you call an astronaut who loves himself?

A NASAccist!

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How does it feel son?

Astronaut: Feels pretty good to be 33 million miles away from Dave Matthews Band

What do astronauts do to host a party?

They planet.

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Why does everybody love honey?

Because it never gets old.

Lady: How do I spread love in this cruel world?

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