What do you call an astronaut who loves himself?

A NASAccist!

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What color were eyes of the Astronaut on the Challenger when it exploded?

Blue. One blue this way ---- and the other blue that way -----

What did the astronaut say to his girlfriend?

I need space.

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How can you tell if someone loves bacon?

Don't worry, they'll tell you that stupid vegan joke.

What do Lena Dunham &amp ISIS have in common ?

They both love stoning women.