What do you call an astronaut who loves himself?

A NASAccist!

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How do you calm down an astronaut?

you give him space.

What's the difference between an astronaut and a NASA intern?

One's constantly preparing for lunch.

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Which football team loves ice-cream?

Aston Vanilla!

What does the Scottish man say after love making?

I love ewe!