What did the cop do when his Sergeant did not grant him the vacation he requested?

Shot a black man.

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Black Man Jokes More Black Man Jokes

Why did the black man wear a suit to his vasectomy?

If he was going to be Impotent he wanted to look impotent. (important)

What do you call a black man in a stunt plane?

The brown streak.

Vacation Jokes More Vacation Jokes

How was the beach?

You hang ten or what " No but I stabbed a couple because they kept asking stupid questions about my vacation

Where do llamas go on vacation?

Alpacapuco

Cop Jokes More Cop Jokes

What do you call it when two cops dance?

Pork Grinds

What did the doughnut say to the cop?

Don't glaze me, bro

Shot Jokes More Shot Jokes

Why didn't JFK ever like vodka?

Because he couldn't handle a few shots

Why did Eminem make a terrible barista?

Because he kept insisting everyone only get one shot.

Sergeant Jokes More Sergeant Jokes

What did the sergeant say to the corporal?

I need to see your privates.

Why are sergeants so successful in physical contests?

Three stripes, you rout.

Request Jokes More Request Jokes

Why are the citizens of Damascus so solemn when talking about oil?

A: Because it's Syria's business. (cross-post from by request)

What did the cop do when his Sergeant did not grant him the vacation he requested?

Shot a black man.

Grant Jokes More Grant Jokes

Why did the Islamic woman die when she fell into the ocean?

She thought to yell for help, but her husband was nowhere around to grant her permission to do so.

What did the cop do when his Sergeant did not grant him the vacation he requested?

Shot a black man.