Shot a black man.
a family reunion
Afroturf
Well done, old Jap.
Alpacapuco
Motorist: I thought you were saying "Good morning Mr. Mayor." Cop: Right. I wanted to warn you about going too fast through the next town.
Because Cops go there willingly. Free security and protection.
Because he had too many shots.
US presidents get shot while Russian presidents take shots.
I need to see your privates.
Three stripes, you rout.
Because they can't monitor all those dropped calls!
Grant.