What did the cop do when his Sergeant did not grant him the vacation he requested?

Shot a black man.

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Black Man Jokes More Black Man Jokes

What do you call a black man flying an airplane?

Pilot.

What N word do you not want to call a black man?

Neighbor

Vacation Jokes More Vacation Jokes

What is a Minnesotan's favorite state to vacation in?

It's Alaska, don'Juneau.

Where does Neckwear go on vacation?

Thailand.

Cop Jokes More Cop Jokes

What does a libertarian apparition say to the cops?

Am I free to ghost "

How many Scorpios does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: So who wants to know Why do *you* want to know Are you a cop

Shot Jokes More Shot Jokes

What did the cop do when his Sergeant did not grant him the vacation he requested?

Shot a black man.

What'll ya have?

Cat: Shot of rum. Bartender pours it Cat slowly pushes it off the bar Cat: Another.

Sergeant Jokes More Sergeant Jokes

What did the sergeant say to the corporal?

I need to see your privates.

How are tigers like sergeants in the army ?

They both wear stripes !

Request Jokes More Request Jokes

How do you request another Mormon wife?

Brigham Young

Why are the citizens of Damascus so solemn when talking about oil?

A: Because it's Syria's business. (cross-post from by request)

Grant Jokes More Grant Jokes

Whats your first wish?

Dave: I wish I was rich. Genie: Granted, what's your second wish Rich: I want lots of money.

What one noun, verb, and US President sums up a scientist's hopes and fears?

Grant.