What did the cop do when his Sergeant did not grant him the vacation he requested?

Shot a black man.

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Black Man Jokes More Black Man Jokes

Why are there many black people hanging around my family tree?

because im a black man you racist

What do you get when cross a black man and a octopus?

I don't know but I'm sure he could pick the hell out of some cotton.

Vacation Jokes More Vacation Jokes

Where did the fortune-teller go on her vacation?

To Palm Beach.

How was the beach?

You hang ten or what " No but I stabbed a couple because they kept asking stupid questions about my vacation

Cop Jokes More Cop Jokes

What did one cop say to the other cop while investigating a crime scene at a farm?

A rooster!

What did the cop say to the doughnut as he ate it?

Rest in **police**.

Shot Jokes More Shot Jokes

What do you get when you cross the CIA and the Republican Party?

Shot in the head in Dallas.

What do you call a Car Bomb shot with a shot of Fireball?

A Paul Walker.

Sergeant Jokes More Sergeant Jokes

Why are sergeants so successful in physical contests?

Three stripes, you rout.

How are tigers like sergeants in the army ?

They both wear stripes !

Request Jokes More Request Jokes

How do you request another Mormon wife?

Brigham Young

What is the most mysterious cheese?

I'm going to a cheese and wine party tonight and the host has requested I bring a "mystery cheese". I'm hoping there's a puntastic cheese out there somewhere that may fit the bill!

Grant Jokes More Grant Jokes

What did the cop do when his Sergeant did not grant him the vacation he requested?

Shot a black man.

Whats the difference between a genie and a genius?

A genie grants wishes, while a genius wishes for grants.