What did the cop do when his Sergeant did not grant him the vacation he requested?

Shot a black man.

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Black Man Jokes More Black Man Jokes

How do you get a black man to stop jumping on the bed?

Put velcro on the ceiling.

Why was the black man selling drugs?

He was a pharmacist.

Vacation Jokes More Vacation Jokes

Which hotel does Link use when he goes on vacation?

The HYAT

Why did the gynecologist take a vacation out of the country?

To study abroad.

Cop Jokes More Cop Jokes

Why did the cop shoot the insomniac?

He was resisting a rest

Why did the cops show up at the elementary school?

A 1st grader was resisting a rest.

Shot Jokes More Shot Jokes

Why couldn't JFK be a boxer?

He couldn't take shots to the head.

What do you get when you cross the CIA and the Republican Party?

Shot in the head in Dallas.

Sergeant Jokes More Sergeant Jokes

What did the cop do when his Sergeant did not grant him the vacation he requested?

Shot a black man.

Why are sergeants so successful in physical contests?

Three stripes, you rout.

Request Jokes More Request Jokes

Why didn't the NSA request AT&ampT's phone records?

Because they can't monitor all those dropped calls!

What is the most mysterious cheese?

I'm going to a cheese and wine party tonight and the host has requested I bring a "mystery cheese". I'm hoping there's a puntastic cheese out there somewhere that may fit the bill!

Grant Jokes More Grant Jokes

What did the cop do when his Sergeant did not grant him the vacation he requested?

Shot a black man.

What is your first wish?

Joe: I want to be rich. Genie: Granted. What is your second wish Rich: I want lots of money.