Sergeant Jokes

Why are sergeants so successful in physical contests?

Three stripes, you rout.

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What did the sergeant say to the corporal?

I need to see your privates.

How are tigers like sergeants in the army ?

They both wear stripes !

What did the cop do when his Sergeant did not grant him the vacation he requested?

Shot a black man.

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What did the sergeant say to the corporal?

I need to see your privates.

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Thanks for the mammaries.

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Shot a black man.

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An army of Hun-dread.

What do you call 1000 soldiers with no legs?

An army.