Sergeant Jokes

Why are sergeants so successful in physical contests?

Three stripes, you rout.

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What did the sergeant say to the corporal?

I need to see your privates.

How are tigers like sergeants in the army ?

They both wear stripes !

What did the cop do when his Sergeant did not grant him the vacation he requested?

Shot a black man.

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What do you call a carpenter who needs fewer nails?

Jesus

What does a carpenter do after one night stand?

A matching one for the other side of the bed.

Vacation Jokes More Vacation Jokes

What did the fog say to the light rain after her vacation?

A. I mist you.

Where does a burger go on vacation?

The Swiss (cheese) Alps or The Cheeseapeake Valley!

Request Jokes More Request Jokes

Why didn't the NSA request AT&T's phone records?

Because they can't monitor all those dropped calls!

Why are the citizens of Damascus so solemn when talking about oil?

A: Because it's Syria's business. (cross-post from by request)

Private Jokes More Private Jokes

Why did the drill sergeant get a dishonorable discharge?

He couldn't keep his hands off his privates

What did the sergeant say to the corporal?

I need to see your privates.

Army Jokes More Army Jokes

Where does a shoulder work?

In the army.

What do you call saplings in the army?

the infantry

Tiger Jokes More Tiger Jokes

Why Did The Tiger Cross The Road?

Because there wasn't a Zebra crossing Sorry, my 5 year old son made me post this

What's a tiger ?

A stri-ped !

Shot Jokes More Shot Jokes

What do you call the new policing strategy of communities such as Ferguson, Missouri?

A shot in the dark.

What did the Secret Service agent say to the President-elect when someone tried to take a shot at him?

Donald, Duck!

Stripe Jokes More Stripe Jokes

Why do tigers have stripes?

They don't want to be spotted.

Why do Polish police cars have stripes on the side?

A: So the cops can find the handles.