Why are sergeants so successful in physical contests?

Three stripes, you rout.

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How did the tiger escape from the zoo without being spotted?

Tigers have stripes.

Why does Waldo only wear stripes?

Because he doesn't want to be spotted.

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What did the sergeant say to the corporal?

I need to see your privates.

How are tigers like sergeants in the army ?

They both wear stripes !