Why are sergeants so successful in physical contests?

Three stripes, you rout.

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Why does Waldo wear stripes?

Because he doesn't want to be spotted

How did the tiger escape from the zoo without being spotted?

Tigers have stripes.

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What did the cop do when his Sergeant did not grant him the vacation he requested?

Shot a black man.

Why are sergeants so successful in physical contests?

Three stripes, you rout.