Why are sergeants so successful in physical contests?

Three stripes, you rout.

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Why do Polish police cars have stripes on the side?

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Why are sergeants so successful in physical contests?

Three stripes, you rout.

What did the sergeant say to the corporal?

I need to see your privates.