What do you throw a drowning aboriginal?

His wife and kids

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What does Santa say when he meets your wife, your sister and your mother?

HO HO HO, Merry Christmas!

How to find out who loves you more - your dog or your wife?

Easy. Lock them both in a trunk and watch who will be happier to see you after you open it in 15 minutes.

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What did the German physicist use to drink his beer?

Ein stein. - From Big Nate, as told by my kid.

What did the kid say to his mother right before he went to India?

Mumbai

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Where do pirates go after they are thrown out of Kansas?

Arkansas

Why does a Belgian take a stone and a flashlight to bed?

The stone to throw the lights out, the flashlight to check if the lights are really out