What do you throw a drowning aboriginal?

His wife and kids

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What the hell are you two doing?

He demanded. His wife turned to the stranger and said, "See, I told you he was stupid."

Why did the Dad divorce his wife after she named their son?

She named him Oedipus.

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What do you call a kid with no arms or legs at the front door?

Matt.

Which kid is yours?

Me: I don't have kids. I just heard the teachers here are hot. T: M: How you doin'

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What's something that you can catch but not throw?

feelings. T.T

What is it with people who text and drive?

I swear to god the next time I see this happen, I'll roll down my window and throw my beer at them.