What do you throw a drowning aboriginal?

His wife and kids

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What's the difference between a wife and a mistress?

A: About fifty pounds.

How do you get your wife to listen to every word without interrupting?

Talk in your sleep.

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Whats camp for kids with ADD called?

Concentration camp.

Why do priests have lots of kids?

They always use the holy condoms.

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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.

Why did the Zombie baseball pitcher retire?

He threw his arm out.