Stripe Jokes

Why does Waldo wear stripes?

Because he doesn't want to be spotted

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Why are sergeants so successful in physical contests?

Three stripes, you rout.

Why do tigers have stripes?

They don't want to be spotted.

How did the zebra get its stripes?

Not many people know this, but zebras arent actually born with stripes. There is actually an entire industry of people called zebra painters who go around painting black stripes on zebras. This is done so zebras arent confused with albino donkeys.

How are tigers like sergeants in the army ?

They both wear stripes !

Why do Polish police cars have stripes on the side?

A: So the cops can find the handles.

How can you tell what rank a Russian soldier is?

Count the stripes on his track pants.

How did the tiger escape from the zoo without being spotted?

Tigers have stripes.

How can you spot the rank of a Russian?

By the stripes on his Adidas jumpsuit.

Why does Waldo only wear stripes?

Because he doesn't want to be spotted.

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Why did the zoo close the big cat exhibit?

Because they just kept lion around!

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Stop playing it cagey!

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How do you make people lose faith in this sub?

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Where's Wally?

book today but couldn't find one anywhere. Well played, Wally. Well played.

Why does Wally (Waldo) always wear stripes?

Because he doesn't want to be spotted! I'll let myself out.

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How do you confuse Pareto?

Tell him you belong to "the" 20%.

Why did the chemist break his teeth?

He ate a Pb and j sandwich I'd tell you another but all the good jokes argon

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When I was young, I wanted to date a doctor for money. How superficial was that?

Now it would be for the prescriptions.

Why does my van have windows?

I want to make my victims feel like they have a chance.

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

When you ask her "Have you ever read Shakespeare?

And she answers "No, who wrote it " .... Keep moving.

How much credibility is there in that whole "you can punch yourself handsome" theory?

Asking for a friend.

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How can you tell what rank a Russian soldier is?

Count the stripes on his track pants.

What did the russian soldier say when he held his newborn sibling in his hands for the first time?

You're my brother in arms!"