Because he doesn't want to be spotted
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Three stripes, you rout.
They don't want to be spotted.
Not many people know this, but zebras arent actually born with stripes. There is actually an entire industry of people called zebra painters who go around painting black stripes on zebras. This is done so zebras arent confused with albino donkeys.
They both wear stripes !
A: So the cops can find the handles.
Count the stripes on his track pants.
Tigers have stripes.
By the stripes on his Adidas jumpsuit.
Because he doesn't want to be spotted.
His mom is Thai and his dad is.......
Because he plays with Pooh all day.
Shot a black man.
None according to the Russians.
They Russian. I'll also see myself out.
At least a brazillion dollars...
Me: *slowly counting on fingers* let's see... ok... carry the 1... um... That would be everything
Uno, dos, tres, cuatro, cinco, cinco, seis.
Mom! I want to play GTA V! Giant Turtles ATTACK V!
None, they'll just keep complimenting it and get mad when it doesn't want to screw.
x-post r/AntiJokes) A zebra with a spear through its head.
The Zebra and the Panda. Because we see them in black and white.
No, the guide said, one time is usually enough.
Does any of this really matter...
