Stripe Jokes

Why does Waldo wear stripes?

Because he doesn't want to be spotted

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Why are sergeants so successful in physical contests?

Three stripes, you rout.

Why do tigers have stripes?

They don't want to be spotted.

How did the zebra get its stripes?

Not many people know this, but zebras arent actually born with stripes. There is actually an entire industry of people called zebra painters who go around painting black stripes on zebras. This is done so zebras arent confused with albino donkeys.

How are tigers like sergeants in the army ?

They both wear stripes !

Why do Polish police cars have stripes on the side?

A: So the cops can find the handles.

How can you tell what rank a Russian soldier is?

Count the stripes on his track pants.

How did the tiger escape from the zoo without being spotted?

Tigers have stripes.

How can you spot the rank of a Russian?

By the stripes on his Adidas jumpsuit.

Why does Waldo only wear stripes?

Because he doesn't want to be spotted.

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