What do you get when you mix an octopus and a Mexican?

I don't know, but it sure can wash a lot of dishes.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What do you know when you see three rabbits walking down the street wearing tuxedos and top hats?

You know you need a psychiatrist!

How do you know it's going to be a white christmas?

It's approaching with deceptive speed.

Mix Jokes More Mix Jokes

What happens when you mix a snowman and a vampire?

Frostbite

What do you get if you mix..... Mexicans with Samoans?

Some mo Mexicans!

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

How many mexicans can you fit in a bus?

All of them.

What do you call an old Mexican woman?

A bean bag.

Wash Jokes More Wash Jokes

Why do towels get dirty?

If we use towels just to dry ourselves after washing off dirt and what not. Why do they get dirty??

Why you should wash your car?

WASH YOUR CAR BECAUSE IT IS DIRTIER THAN MILEY CYRUS!

Lot Jokes More Lot Jokes

Why did the big pig want to go on stage?

There was a lot of ham in him.

What did the car said to the valet?

I've been through a lot.

Dish Jokes More Dish Jokes

Where did the drug addict keep his food and dishes?

The potry

What kind of dish does LeBron like?

anything with curry in it.

Octopus Jokes More Octopus Jokes

What do you call an octopus that loves jokes?

A knock-knocktopus.

What do you call a Mexican crossed with an octopus?

I don't know, but it sure can pick lettuce.