What do you get when you mix an octopus and a Mexican?

I don't know, but it sure can wash a lot of dishes.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What's your best mattress joke?

Trying to win a new mattress in a contest and I need a clean mattress joke to win (dumb, I know)

How do you know ancient Egyptians were black?

Because they never dig up daddies.

Mix Jokes More Mix Jokes

What do you get when you mix a lesbian and a platypus?

A lickalottapus.

What does a Canadian get by mixing black and white?

Greh.

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What does the Mexican kid say as his homework flys out of the window?

Ayyee essay, where are you going

What hat does a Mexican wear to a funeral?

A somber-ero.

Wash Jokes More Wash Jokes

What do rappers use to wash their clothes?

BLEEE-AAAACH!

What does John Cena wash his hair with?

Champ who

Lot Jokes More Lot Jokes

What have Disney and the U.K. got in common?

Both dropped the EU And screwed over a lot of people

What do you get when Steve Jobs hires and fires a lot of people in six months?

A: An Apple turnover.

Dish Jokes More Dish Jokes

Whats the first thing a woman does when she gets to the battered shelter?

The dishes if she knows whats good for her.

What's a dish best served cold?

Air condish.

Octopus Jokes More Octopus Jokes

Why couldn't the octopus take off her bra?

It had suction cups.

What do you call an octopus that's missing one tentacle?

Octopus Prime.