What do you get when you mix an octopus and a Mexican?

I don't know, but it sure can wash a lot of dishes.

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How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know... I broke the lightbulb after I threw the first one.

What's the difference between a taliban outpost and an Afghani Elementary school?

I don't know, I just fly the drones

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What do you get when you mix yoga and scouting?

Concentration camps.

What do you get when... what do you get when you mix a joke and a rhetorical question?

a rhetorical answer

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What do you call a can made in Mexico?

A Mexican.

Why'd the Mexican guy have to take xanax?

Because of hispanic attacks..

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What do you get when water washes away dirt?

a road

What's the hardest part of washing a vegetable?

putting them back in the wheelchair

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Why the turnout at Michael Jackson's funeral?

He touched a lot of people.

Why did the Computer Engineer retire young?

He had a lot of cache.

Dish Jokes More Dish Jokes

What do you get when you mix a Mexican and an octopus?

I don't know, but it sure can wash a lot of dishes.

What kind of dish does LeBron like?

anything with curry in it.

Octopus Jokes More Octopus Jokes

Why couldn't the octopus stop laughing?

Because it had ten tickles

What did the angry octopus say to the octopus that made him mad?

POW POW POW POW POW POW POW POW Right in the kisser!