What do you know when you see three rabbits walking down the street wearing tuxedos and top hats?

You know you need a psychiatrist!

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What's happened to this one?

I don't know two minutes ago he seemed normal and then he fainted.

What are we supposed to do about it?

Dad replies: "I don't know honey, but I think, hitting him would be very wrong."

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What did the doctor say to the man who walked off the roof of his house?

I don't think you understand the gravity of the situation.

What's the difference between a doctor and God?

God doesn't walk around thinking he's a doctor.

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

Which is the only insect that needs to wear shoes?

Mosqui-toes.

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb?

Need to know ASAP.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Why do you think people hate us so much?

Idk. I blame the idiots who wear us with socks."

Why do moslem girls love black guys?

more satisfaction at night for wearing a ninja suit all day.

Rabbit Jokes More Rabbit Jokes

What do you call a man with a rabbit up his jumper ?

Warren !

What book did the rabbit take on vacation?

One with a hoppy ending.

Psychiatrist Jokes More Psychiatrist Jokes

What's the difference between a psychiatrist and his patients at the mental hospital?

The patients are the ones that get better and get to go home.

Why did the witch go to the psychiatrist?

Because she thought everybody loved her.

Street Jokes More Street Jokes

Why didn't the girl cross the street?

She didn't have the balls

What is the difference between an ounce of cocaine and an infant?

Eric Clapton would absolutely NEVER let an ounce of cociane fall 49 stories out a window onto the streets of New York.

Hat Jokes More Hat Jokes

Why JFK doesn't wear hats?

It is an airport.

What did the hat say to the tie?

You hang around. I'll go on a head.

Tuxedo Jokes More Tuxedo Jokes

What's the difference between a man on a unicycle wearing a tuxedo and a man on a bicycle wearing a tank top?

Attire.

What's the difference between a man in plain clothes riding a unicycle and a man in a tuxedo riding a bike?

Attire