What do you know when you see three rabbits walking down the street wearing tuxedos and top hats?

You know you need a psychiatrist!

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

When do you know a lawyer is telling the truth?

When his lips are shut.

What's up Dad Party!" *dads go nuts* "I wanna know, IS IT GETTING HOT IN HERE?

dads in unison DON'T TOUCH THE THERMOSTAT

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What does Harry Potter say when he walks into a bar?

I Expectsum Patronum

What did the silly boy take his bicycle to bed with him?

Because he didn't want to walk in his sleep.

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

What did the poplar tree say to the weeping willow?

Hey pal, you just need to branch out more.

What's the difference between a public park and a public toilet?

I need to know before my court date on Monday.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What do you call a cat wearing shoes ?

Puss in boots !

What brand of shoes do chickens wear?

Reebok bok bok

Rabbit Jokes More Rabbit Jokes

What do you call a group of rabbits, standing single file, hopping backwards?

A receding hare line!

Why couldn't the rabbit fly home for Easter?

He didn't have the hare fare.

Psychiatrist Jokes More Psychiatrist Jokes

How do two psychiatrists greet each other?

You are fine, how am I?"

Whats the difference between the psychiatrists and the patients at a mental hospital?

The patients are the ones who eventually get better and get to go home.

Street Jokes More Street Jokes

Why did the blonde have tire tread marks on her back?

A: From crawling across the street when the sign said "don't walk".

Why are you driving on the sidewalk?

Motorist: It's too dangerous on the street.

Hat Jokes More Hat Jokes

Where do frogs leave their hats and coats ?

In the croakroom !

How does a pirate tip his hat?

M'Hearty"

Tuxedo Jokes More Tuxedo Jokes

What's the difference between a man in plain clothes riding a unicycle and a man in a tuxedo riding a bike?

Attire

Why did the black man wear a tuxedo to his Vasectomy?

If he was going to be impotent he wanted to look impotent.