What do you know when you see three rabbits walking down the street wearing tuxedos and top hats?

You know you need a psychiatrist!

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What's the difference between a German and a Scot?

The German knows when he's not speaking English.

How do we know that Darth Vader is American?

Because he marches to the Imperial March and not the Metric March

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What does Michael Bolton say when he walks into an elevator?

This place rocks!"

What did one flea say to the other flea when they came out of the movies?

A: Should we walk home or take a dog

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

What are your best family friendly Christmas jokes?

I need some for tonight.

Who's there ! Cameron ! Cameron who ?

Cameron film are needed to take pictures !

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What do cows wear when they're vacationing in Hawaii?

Moo moos

Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?

Regular rocks are too heavy.

Rabbit Jokes More Rabbit Jokes

What do you call a rabbit with lots of fleas?

Bugs Bunny.

How can you tell a rabbit from a skunk?

A skunk uses a cheaper deodorant!

Psychiatrist Jokes More Psychiatrist Jokes

What's the difference between a psychiatrist and his patients at the mental hospital?

The patients are the ones that get better and get to go home.

How do two psychiatrists greet each other?

You are fine, how am I?"

Street Jokes More Street Jokes

Why did the bank drive-up window teller have tire tread marks across the back of his grey suit?

A: From crawling across the street when the sign said: "Don't Walk."

Why did Sally drop her ice cream while crossing the street?

She got hit by a Bus.

Hat Jokes More Hat Jokes

Why do gangsters turn their guns to the side?

So their hats are right side up when they go to aim.

Why JFK doesn't wear hats?

It is an airport.

Tuxedo Jokes More Tuxedo Jokes

Why are you wearing a tuxedo?

The man responds "If I'm going to be im-po-tant, I want to look im-po-tant!"

What did the salad wearing a tuxedo say?

I feel a bit overdressed."