What did the poplar tree say to the weeping willow?

Hey pal, you just need to branch out more.

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What sort file do you you need to turn a 1.5 inch hole into a 4.5 inch one?

A pedo-file.

What is the magic word?

son: Natasha Dad: who is Natasha son: your lover Dad: do you need also a case

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What branch of government actually listens to the people?

What branch of government actually listens to the people?

What branch of the military are horses in?

The NaaaaayyyVY

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What did the poplar tree say to the weeping willow?

Hey pal, you just need to branch out more.

What do you call Will Smith's crying daughter?

A weeping Willow.