What did the poplar tree say to the weeping willow?

Hey pal, you just need to branch out more.

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Why did the zombie move into a studio apartment?

Because he didn't need a living room anymore!

How many super sayen do you need to change a bulb ?

Only one, but it take 4 episodes and Krilin died at the end.

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What branch of the military did the hipster join?

The Salvation Army.

What bank do birds open accounts with?

The one with the most branches!

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What did the poplar tree say to the weeping willow?

Hey pal, you just need to branch out more.

What do you call Will Smith's crying daughter?

A weeping Willow.