What did the poplar tree say to the weeping willow?

Hey pal, you just need to branch out more.

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How many Ukrainians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They don't need to, they glow in the dark...

What did the LGBT art teacher tell the kids to use when their projects needed glue ?

wait for it ... wait for it ...) brucilage !!!!!!!!

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What did the tree do when the bank closed?

It started its own branch

Why was the tree in prison?

Because it broke every branch of the law.

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What did the poplar tree say to the weeping willow?

Hey pal, you just need to branch out more.

What do you call Will Smith's crying daughter?

A weeping Willow.